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Here I sat

when a knock game ringing

reaching for my bat

I checked to see who it'll be meeting

bat in hand, I go to open the door

suddenly, I realized, in my hand was tentacles all along.

 

Edited by Psychotic Ninja (see edit history)
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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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Tentacle hands sound fun... They'd just be regular hands without bones, and a better bind between the muscles there.

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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2 hours ago, Im_CIA said:

Video games really do suck

Just because you suck at video games, doesn't mean they suck.

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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1 hour ago, Psychotic Ninja said:

Just because you suck at video games, doesn't mean they suck.

Maybe I'm actually Fatal1ty

"Fleet Intelligence Coming Online"

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Attention all Accursed Farmers: Ross Scott is in great danger and he needs your help to wipe out the evils in Electronic Arts, but to do this he needs a crowbar and a couple of grappling hooks. To help him, all he needs is your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year. But, you gotta be quick, so Ross Scott can stop EA and bring an end to Live Services!

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Why stop EA? 

It stimulates the economy by divorcing simps and neckbeards from their mothers' hard earned money.

"Fleet Intelligence Coming Online"

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14 hours ago, RaTcHeT302 said:

idk u'd get slime everywhere, sounds like a crappy way to live

Yeah, getting all the girls wet all the time would be such a drag... /s

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2 hours ago, BTGBullseye said:

Yeah, getting all the girls wet all the time would be such a drag... /s

I like where this going

"Fleet Intelligence Coming Online"

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23 hours ago, Im_CIA said:

I like where this going

Indeed.

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