Random thread

[Nogoodnms 0]

This is a random thread. For random things. Random example: I'm going to randomly post random song lyrics in a random fashion. Random.

 

Mother

Will you

Keep me

Hold me?

 

Father

Be there

Strong for

Me!

 

Demons await

Where the mighty rivers run

Children sail on!

Sail on!

[Bjossi 0]

Only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

[BTGBullseye 0]

And now for something completely different...

[J.C. 0]

My door itches. Is your foot normal?

 

Oh, I hear. Blue morning to me.

[Alyxx Thorne 0]

Coffee.

[Geneaux486 0]

Only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

 

Collin Machri speaks the truth.

[Bjossi 0]

He is the king of randomness. Not quoting him in here would be a crime.

[Lord Sinister 0]

This thread is an abomination unto Nuggan.

[Alyxx Thorne 0]

Intermediate.

[Jek Jek Roo 0]

And now for something completely different...

 

I didn't want to do this, you know. I wanted to be a lumberjack!

[Alyxx Thorne 0]

Coke snorting you.

[Kirkreng 0]

DDoSing can give you 10 years in prison

[Alyxx Thorne 0]

IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!!!

BLAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

[Kirkreng 0]

I want to kill everybody in the world.

[Alyxx Thorne 0]

Nämmen farbror Melker, varför simmar du utan kläder på?

[Blue 0]

[Alyxx Thorne 0]

Donkey.

[Jay Steinman 0]

What? You've never engaged in a threesome with your mother and father before? Shit, and you call me strange.

[Alyxx Thorne 0]

What? You've never engaged in a threesome with your mother and father before? Shit, and you call me strange.

And you have never had your cock getting stuck to your vagina before?

[J.C. 0]

Not today. I did have breakfast.