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[Scorpia]

ugh. I really hate having "phone duty" for any company i work at. "Hi, thank you for calling blah blah, this is so and so, how may i help you?" or whatever long-winded greeting they came up with for that week.

 

I kinda wish the etiquette was:

"-'The fuck you want?"

"-Here's what I want..."

"-Here's what you do..."

"-Great, thanks."

"-Whatever, hangup."

"-Alright, fuck you."

*click*

 

I somehow imagine Jersey being exactly like that. :/

[Humin]

"-'The fuck you want?"

_0dTG1_x-K8

[Scorpia]

...How long exactly have you been waiting to use that? lol

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

"-'The fuck you want?"

_0dTG1_x-K8

...well...shit

[Psychotic Ninja]

"-'The fuck you want?"

_0dTG1_x-K8

 

 

...okay then...

[Scorpia]

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

[Pinkie Pie]

Uh, what? No I don't...

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

What if pinkie were bees

[BTGBullseye]

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, deedely-de...

[Scorpia]

Dude, no. that NSF- why the hell would you- I can't even...I think i'm blocking your ability to post in the FFA forum. Just, no, dude.

 

(I know that's a song here they are-a standing in a row! )

[Mr. ShinyObject]

[Srake]

Man, that hedgehog looks PISSED.

[BTGBullseye]

I will never accept the downgrade of Pluto from planet status... They should just add Ceres and those other outer-system planetoids to the list of planets... And the little people... Lets not forget them...

[Psychotic Ninja]

[Mr. ShinyObject]

3i6T8YtBXmA

 

wat

[Jek Jek Roo]

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

 

 

put

 

 

the table

 

 

back

 

[Collective Foal]

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

 

 

put

 

 

the table

 

 

back

 

[Psychotic Ninja]

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

 

┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ) Don't worry table, he really didn't mean that...

[danielsangeo]

ugh. I really hate having "phone duty" for any company i work at. "Hi, thank you for calling blah blah, this is so and so, how may i help you?" or whatever long-winded greeting they came up with for that week.

 

As a person on the other end of the line, I hate it as well. I want to get to the subject at hand, not listen to monotonous spiel about the company. But it does help to make sure you know who you're talking to (just in case a followup needs to be done) and to make sure you're calling the right number.

 

"Hi, this is ABC Services, my name is--"

"Fuck, I wanted XYZ Services. Sorry, wrong number."

 

Later

"I talked with someone there and they said they could fix this."

"Who did you talk to?"

"Fuck if I know; they didn't tell me their name."

 

I think that's the reason for the spiel. What I hate is that sometimes there's additions, like a mini-advertisement.

 

- "You've reached ABC Services. My name is John Doe and today we're having a special buy one get one free sale on the XYZ package if you sign up for the DEF package which includes GHI, JKL and MNO. With this, you can save up to $150 a year. Would you like to sign up for the XYZ package today?"

- "Uh, no, the cable ready light is blinking and I can't get online. What do?"

- "Oh, service is down in your area. It'll be up in an hour. I apologize for the inconvenience."

[Psychotic Ninja]

"Did you know you can save up to $150 a year by not ordering a swift foot up your ass?" - Red Forman.