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WEEEEEEEEE ARRRE

 

NOOOT YOUR KIIIND OF PEEEEEEOPPLLEEEE

 

SPEAAAAK A DIIIFERREENNTT LAAAANGUAAAAGE

 

WEEE SEE THROUGH YOURR LIIIIIIIIIIIESSS

 

WEEEE AREEE

 

NOOOOT YOOOURR KIIIND OF PEEEEOPLLEEE

 

WOON'TT BE CAASST AS DEEEEMOOONNSSS

 

CREAATTURESS YOU DESPIIIISEE

 

WEEE ARREEE EXTRAORDINARY PEEEEEEOPPLLLEE

 

WEE AREEE...EXTRAORDINARY PEEEEEOPLLLEE

 

 

KILL ME PLEASE

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I'm sick of shaking my booty for these fat jerks.

 

Uh, i didn't mean you're all fat, just fatso there.

 

He insulted our fat queen! Get him!

 

You try keeping your figure after 10,000 kids!

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I'm sick of shaking my booty for these fat jerks.

 

Uh, i didn't mean you're all fat, just fatso there.

 

He insulted our fat queen! Get him!

 

You try keeping your figure after 10,000 kids!

 

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I'm sick of shaking my booty for these fat jerks.

 

Uh, i didn't mean you're all fat, just fatso there.

 

He insulted our fat queen! Get him!

 

You try keeping your figure after 10,000 kids!

 

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I dont

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I'm sick of shaking my booty for these fat jerks.

 

Uh, i didn't mean you're all fat, just fatso there.

 

He insulted our fat queen! Get him!

 

You try keeping your figure after 10,000 kids!

 

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I dont

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Yesterday,

 

I watched three men die because one man sneezed in a room full of blood and shit and light.

 

Today,

 

three more men go in, cheap mops and each other's lives in their hands.

 

Yesterday,

 

I watched a man I admired gunned down for leaving a rose for a girl whose life was tattered by trauma she never deserved.

 

Today,

 

she doesn't remember, and three halls down I can hear her screaming.

 

Yesterday,

 

I watched a group of soldiers go down fighting against the corpses of comrades who'd died before them.

 

Today,

 

we test another sample, this time on children.

 

Yesterday,

 

I watched five men and women gunned down in an abandoned factory no one cares about.

 

Today,

 

it happens again and again. Every eleven seconds. Forever.

 

Yesterday,

 

I watched a man sit comfortably in a nice armchair, sipping scotch and laughing as he ordered a woman to simply stop breathing.

 

Today,

 

he gets the day off of work detail for good behavior.

 

Yesterday,

 

I watched hundreds of men and women in orange jumpsuits herded like animals into empty rooms that filled with gas and fire.

 

Today,

 

hundreds more are told they have a chance for a lighter sentence, and a chance to serve their country.

 

Yesterday,

 

I watched the world nearly die in a thousand thousand terrible ways. Sometimes we would have had time to scream.

 

Today,

 

I'm alive to write about it. You want happy endings? Fuck you.

 

You're alive to read it.

 

God help us all.

 

Secure. Contain. Protect.

 

 

 

 

 

 

-pooryoric, SCP Foundation, "black white black white black white black white black white gray"

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I'm sick of shaking my booty for these fat jerks.

 

Uh, i didn't mean you're all fat, just fatso there.

 

He insulted our fat queen! Get him!

 

You try keeping your figure after 10,000 kids!

 

tumblr_inline_milbk2eapu1qz4rgp.gif

 

Dude, fucking Futurama marathon. I can quote Bender and Zap Brannigan all day.

 

Kif, the trick to getting a woman is through her parents; sleep with them, and you're in!

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Dude, fucking Futurama marathon. I can quote Bender and Zap Brannigan all day.

 

Kif, the trick to getting a woman is through her parents; sleep with them, and you're in!

 

"Like all brilliant plans, my strategy is so simple an idiot could have devised it. On my signal, all ships will file directly into the enemy death cannons, clogging them with wreckage!" - Zapp Brannigan

 

Love that guy, he's a gold mine for this stuff.

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