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A dog bit you, and nothing came from it? You didn't report it or anything?

 

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Because you can't accept that other people don't live in a world where they have to have animals killed over acts of aggression that cause no actual harm?

 

I never said it had to be killed.

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So I was playing a game of Civ 5, year 2031, when Gandhi declared war on the Mayans after completing the Manhattan project

If only he had declared war 19 years sooner.

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In their living room?

 

If the attack happened in the house, that's worse, especially if unprovoked, cause people are living with that dog. Who knows what'll happen?

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What intrigues me, is that dogs teeth are generally pretty sharp, being primarily carnivorous.

 

Did the dog have any teeth? Does it have dental problems?

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Guy 1 "No, it's okay. I'm just going to teach old Roy here a lesson."

 

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Guy 2 "All right, let's measure." *Starts to unzip pants*

 

Woman "Roy! For God's sakes I wasn't being literal!"

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What intrigues me, is that dogs teeth are generally pretty sharp, being primarily carnivorous.

 

Did the dog have any teeth? Does it have dental problems?

 

It had every single solitary tooth, and no dental problems that I am aware of.

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What intrigues me, is that dogs teeth are generally pretty sharp, being primarily carnivorous.

 

Did the dog have any teeth? Does it have dental problems?

 

It had every single solitary tooth, and no dental problems that I am aware of.

Then regardless of you being able to lift the dog, it had no intention of causing serious harm.

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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That's your explanation? The dog has magic teeth, that only cause damage when the dog wants it to, rather than when the physical forces involved are sufficient to cause damage? Seriously?

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Seriously. Dogs like to bite hard, but they only break the skin if they really want to, or if they don't know any better. If the dog didn't break skin, it didn't want to.

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...Dude, it's not magic. Pointy+Force=Puncture, intention has absolutely zero influence once the force is applied. And plenty of force was applied, in a lot of ways, especially when the animal was lifted off the ground by my hand in its mouth, because its grip was stronger than its entire body weight. No mystical intention magic is going to make that not tear skin, clearly something PHYSICAL is at play. Something that's, you know, REAL.

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