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[Scampi]

I wish something exciting would happen. X3 Something really unexpected. I'm feeling spontaneous.

 

A cow suddenly teleports into the room, the nearest tissue box catches on fire, the lights turn a sickly shade of green, the floor material beneath you turns into osmium, an ice-cold can of your second favorite soft drink is suddenly in your hand and the sound of a million braying donkeys can be heard close by.

[rairii]

 

 

pewdiepie supports trump confirmed

[Psychotic Ninja]

His nose makes a triangle

 

 

 

What's this? His nostrils and nose make three triangles?!

 

 

 

[Blightmare]

Superbowl opening with Lady Gaga at my relatives house be like:

 

Extended family: *bitching endlessly about Lady Gaga*

Me: I like her. She's intelligent and has a beautiful singing voice.

 

*silence*

 

I won the Superbowl this night.

[Jeb_CC]

@Scampi: o.O Too much!! XD

 

OT: This class is... So... Boring... Time to scribble in my workbooks I guess. X3

http://i.imgur.com/ZgZwn6Yh.jpg

[Psychotic Ninja]

@Scampi: o.O Too much!! XD

 

OT: This class is... So... Boring... Time to scribble in my workbooks I guess. X3

http://i.imgur.com/ZgZwn6Yh.jpg

 

Reminds me of Strong Bad's How to Draw a Dragon.

[Blightmare]

@Scampi: o.O Too much!! XD

 

OT: This class is... So... Boring... Time to scribble in my workbooks I guess. X3

http://i.imgur.com/ZgZwn6Yh.jpg

 

Reminds me of Strong Bad's How to Draw a Dragon.

Let's put one of those beefy arms back on for good measure.

[Psychotic Ninja]

So according to peta, going vegan makes you last longer in bed.

 

According to me, eating meat gives you super powers.

[Vapymid]

So according to peta, going vegan makes you last longer in bed.

 

They mean - you won't have the energy to get up... or get it up

 

Regards

[Psychotic Ninja]

They clearly say "last longer"

 

 

(Do note, it might be a bit NSFW)

 

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[BTGBullseye]

And if you go full vegan, (meaning no food/drink that have any form of relationship with an animal) you'll die... Then you're stiff permanently.

[Selfsurprise]

Superbowl opening with Lady Gaga at my relatives house be like:

 

Extended family: *bitching endlessly about Lady Gaga*

Me: I like her. She's intelligent and has a beautiful singing voice.

 

*silence*

 

I won the Superbowl this night.

If I could high-five over the internet, I would :3 I wouldn't call myself a fan of Lady Gaga's music, but the hostility she engenders is bizarre.

 

@Scampi: o.O Too much!! XD

 

OT: This class is... So... Boring... Time to scribble in my workbooks I guess. X3

http://i.imgur.com/ZgZwn6Yh.jpg

Looks somewhat like the Orochi from Legend of the Five Rings.

[Blightmare]

Kids these days will never understand my joke of opening up a CD case and shouting "WHAT HAPPENED TO DISK THREE?!"

[Jeb_CC]

So according to peta, going vegan makes you last longer in bed.

 

They mean - you won't have the energy to get up... or get it up

 

Regards

 

LOL! Vappy, be nice. XP

@BTG: Also lol. X3

 

OT: My pick up line game is too strong today. X3

 

"I just hope you won't burn your skin with too hot a heatpack... please."

"Nah, if I should be worried about anything hot, it's you. B)"

 

"I thought that the remaining 1/3 of Australian mouths were occupied by chewing tobacco... :D"

"Funny. But I have a better excuse. I mean, I know at least for me... the remaining 1/3 of my mouth is occupied by your lips. ;)"

 

Pick up lines should be an art. XD

[danielsangeo]

Pick up lines should be an art. XD

 

 

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[Vapymid]

Oh, geez, Daniel... Perhaps you should better let Jeb play that game...

 

Regards

[Reverend_UshankaCat_]

You know, word of the day is "Legs"...

 

You wanna come to my place and spread the word?

[Vapymid]

Wot, like this?

 

 

 

Regards

[Binky The Rabbit]

Facebook tells me I joined this day 8 years ago. How time flies, and how I keep as far from the first 5 years as I can.

[BTGBullseye]

Eggs. Eggs everywhere.