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Yesterday I met someone from Brooklyn with a real Brooklyn accent. It was a good day indeed.

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three months of winter coolness

 

and awesome holidays

 

we’ve kept our hoovesies warm at home

 

time off from work to play

 

but now I’m walking through New York

 

and I’ll probably get stabbed

 

but it’s okay, ‘cause I have fucking sexy rock-hard abs

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Every day poooomf

 

Every time is pooooomf

 

I wanna ride on niichan all day looooong

 

Every day pooooomf

 

Every time is poooooomf

 

There's just no way that thing will fit

 

I'll endure iiitt

http://steamcommunity.com/id/Kaweebo/

 

"There are no good reasons. Only legal ones."

 

VALVE: "Sometimes bugs take more than eighteen years to fix."

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Every day poooomf

 

Every time is pooooomf

 

I wanna ride on niichan all day looooong

 

Every day pooooomf

 

Every time is poooooomf

 

There's just no way that thing will fit

 

I'll endure iiitt

I am not shore what you are talking/jokeing about, and I will not try to guess because knowing me I would guess something sexual in nature, and I'm trying to stop being a perv at all and in every part of my life.

non-euclidean fuck machine

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Knock knock!

Who's there?

Me!

Me who?

That's right!

What's right?

Meehoo!

That's what I want to know!

What's what you want to know?

Me, who?

Yes, exactly!

Exactly what?

Yes, I have an Exactlywatt on a chain!

Exactly what on a chain?

Yes!

Yes what?

No, Exactlywatt!

That's what I want to know!

I told you - Exactlywatt!

Exactly what?

Yes!

Yes what?

Yes, it's with me!

What's with you?

Exactlywatt - that's what's with me.

Me who?

Yes!

Go away!

Knock knock...

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Knock knock!

Who's there?

Me!

Me who?

That's right!

What's right?

Meehoo!

That's what I want to know!

What's what you want to know?

Me, who?

Yes, exactly!

Exactly what?

Yes, I have an Exactlywatt on a chain!

Exactly what on a chain?

Yes!

Yes what?

No, Exactlywatt!

That's what I want to know!

I told you - Exactlywatt!

Exactly what?

Yes!

Yes what?

Yes, it's with me!

What's with you?

Exactlywatt - that's what's with me.

Me who?

Yes!

Go away!

Knock knock...

 

I found Pinkie Pie.

This is a nice metric server. No imperial dimensions, please.

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Acorns speak with their euphoniums to leap brightly across the bay of corn.

Life is just a time trial; it's all about how many happy points you can earn in a set period of time

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ASCII (basic 256 char text format)

UTF-8 (standard for the world's text)

SEX-1 (body parts in motion, 'nuff said)

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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Gross poem:

 

 

In days of old,

when men were bold

and toilets were not invented

They dropped their load

beside the road

and sat there quite contented.

 

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I'm sorry I couldn't make this message any shorter.

This is a nice metric server. No imperial dimensions, please.

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