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[BTGBullseye]

How many lasers would it take to woodchuck a pineapple custard?

[Pinkie Pie]

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[BTGBullseye]

Can I shoot things yet?

[Collective Foal]

I did something that I'm kind of not really proud of:

http://fluttertank.tumblr.com/post/97951987187/every-realize-you-just-have-to-do-something

[BTGBullseye]

How much longer are they going to take before I can steal a car through a torrent?

[Blightmare]

I just illegally downloaded a pizza but jpegs don't taste very good.

[Collective Foal]

I just illegally downloaded a pizza but jpegs don't taste very good.

I hear vector pizzas are bottomless.

[rairii]

I just illegally downloaded a pizza but jpegs don't taste very good.

I hear vector pizzas are bottomless.

[BTGBullseye]

What's with quoting? I mean seriously, don't people have anything original to say? Like cheese? Or onion?

[Blightmare]

What's with quoting? I mean seriously, don't people have anything original to say? Like cheese? Or onion?

Originality is like wings. Nobody has them but it'd be cool if we did.

[BTGBullseye]

WASHINGTON—In a significant discovery that sheds new light on the region’s history, archaeologists excavating a site on Capitol Hill reportedly unearthed evidence this week suggesting that humans once passed laws there.

 

The team of researchers from the University of Maryland confirmed that it collected a wealth of writing implements and ancient documents, which appeared to indicate that, in earlier ages, approximately 500 humans assembled at a centralized location and worked as a group, with the apparent goal of creating a system of rules designed to govern behavior.

[Blightmare]

I ordered a cup of Joe.

 

Now he's in the hospital due to blood loss.

[Collective Foal]

I asked for Jimmy's on my ice cream and now I'm wanted for murder.

[BTGBullseye]

Jimmy Dean's sausages... If taken in context of the last two posts, it would be disturbing to most.

[Psychotic Ninja]

What's with quoting? I mean seriously, don't people have anything original to say? Like cheese? Or onion?

[BTGBullseye]

Wut?

[Pinkie Pie]

EDIT: Actually, I like this better.

[BTGBullseye]

Carp.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Sooo.... Anyone here read Berserk?

[BTGBullseye]

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