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Stupidity: Too much is never enough.

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"Reality has a well-known liberal bias." -Stephen Colbert.

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Spotted this last night after watching Star Wars with some friends. We were also talking about David Bowie on the way to the theater:

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Welp, now what?

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Before I go to bed, I leave you with this palindrome: A man, a plan, a god's 'nam tables, nitrate, tar, tinsel, batman's dog: anal panama.

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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Aw... And I was hoping for a picture of a stormtrooper on fire...

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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I just had a dog bite and shake and pull at my hand as hard as he could, hard enough to physically move me, and he didn't even break the skin. Not even when I yanked my hand out of his mouth, which took enough force to lift said mid-sized dog. Not a scratch. Which is kinda neat.

 

Sub-dermal armour? Saiyan ancestry? Really convincing android?

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I just had a dog bite and shake and pull at my hand as hard as he could, hard enough to physically move me, and he didn't even break the skin. Not even when I yanked my hand out of his mouth, which took enough force to lift said mid-sized dog. Not a scratch. Which is kinda neat.

 

Sub-dermal armour? Saiyan ancestry? Really convincing android?

Really light dog that wasn't actually biting hard?

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Really light dog that wasn't actually biting hard?

 

Uh... Clearly not what I just said, considering it was a mid-sized (about eighty pound) dog, and I had to lift it off the ground to get my hand out of its mouth.

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A dog bit you, and nothing came from it? You didn't report it or anything?

 

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A dog bit you, and nothing came from it? You didn't report it or anything?

 

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Because you can't accept that other people don't live in a world where they have to have animals killed over acts of aggression that cause no actual harm?

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They don't kill an animal unless it draws blood. If no blood is drawn, the owner just gets a fine for leaving their untrained animal where it can bite someone.

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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