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Abe Simpson: My Homer is not a Communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Communist, but he is not a Porn star.

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I don't even remember where I found this, but I am sorry in advance.

I was a North American Fall Webworm in my past life. Those were the good old days... What were you in your former life?

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Oh sure, ignore the amazing magic trick. But focus on the Goomba Animorph. I see how it is.

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18 hours ago, Im_CIA said:

i dreamed a dream of pair of dice

And I dreamed of a french kiss, where she wanted to give me the best kiss ever before I woke up... Time will tell which of us had the better dream.

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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22 hours ago, Psychotic Ninja said:

 

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Completely, distressingly real

I was a North American Fall Webworm in my past life. Those were the good old days... What were you in your former life?

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Obi Wan was the MVP of the now extinct Jedi Order. 

 

Let's go down the rap sheet. 

 

1. Single handedly defeated Darth Maul, becoming the first Jedi to kill a Sith in centuries. 

2. Single handedly defeated General Gregious, who had previously wiped the floor with a handful Masters and Padawans.

3. Cut down the Chosen One without breaking a sweat 

4. Disappeared into the force during combat with his old apprentice. 

5. Trained a protege who would go on to score a complete victor over the Sith 

 

Now let's look at his contemporaries;

 

1. Qui-gon: acted haughty and wise and died like a bitch 

2  Windu: scored points for nearly overpowering sheev, but got too hot headed and disregarded core jedi teachings ("he's too dangerous to be kept alive!"), ultimately pushing Anakin over the edge. 

3. Yoda: acted haughty and wise, gave up fighting the emperor for no reason, dicked around for 20 years on a swamp plant and then died like a bitch. Fuck you Yoda, you don't deserve to go into the force. 

4. The rest of the Jedi Council: indolent menagerie of hippies that just lounged around in their stupid ivory tower all day, collectively achieving absolutely nothing substantial.

"Fleet Intelligence Coming Online"

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1 hour ago, RaTcHeT302 said:

that's actually very well drawn, did you make that?

I wish

 

53 minutes ago, Im_CIA said:

1. Single handedly defeated Darth Maul, becoming the first Jedi to kill a Sith in centuries. 

2. Single handedly defeated General Gregious, who had previously wiped the floor with a handful Masters and Padawans.

3. Cut down the Chosen One without breaking a sweat 

4. Disappeared into the force during combat with his old apprentice. 

5. Trained a protege who would go on to score a complete victor over the Sith 

6. He had the High Ground.

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13 hours ago, RaTcHeT302 said:

i think if i was killed i would die

You wish.

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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