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Hide ya kids, hide ya wife! According to the Terminator franchise, at 8:11 PM today (April 19th), the military-designed artificial intelligence system called Skynet will become self-aware and turn against its creators (read: us). If that doesn’t have you shaking in your boots…our world will be overwhelmed by a legion of killer robots in approximately 48 hours - a time known as Judgment Day. I, for one, welcome our new robot overloads.

 

Skynet Becomes Aware, Launches Nuclear Attack On Humanity

''Almost everything–all external expectations, all pride, all fear of embarrassment or failure–these things just fall away in the face of death, leaving only what is truly important.'' - Steve Jobs

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I was just reading this on slashdot. As I understand, the attack doesn't take place until 2 more days, on April the 21st. There's still time to go smash some hard drives to pieces

I bring you mortal danger and cookies. Not necessarily in that order.

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HAHAHA It's funny because it coincides with the release of Portal 2.

This is a nice metric server. No imperial dimensions, please.

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HAHAHA It's funny because it coincides with the release of Portal 2.

Yeah, we should expect GlaDOS to appear any minute.

Seem like..

*takes of glasses*

We're going to need a lot of (shotgun)Chells

Yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaah

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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I expect my iPod, cellphone and computer to start attacking me at night..

''Almost everything–all external expectations, all pride, all fear of embarrassment or failure–these things just fall away in the face of death, leaving only what is truly important.'' - Steve Jobs

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I expect my iPod, cellphone and computer to start attacking me at night..

YES! I don't have an iPod i only have this crappy old HTC(not saying HTC phones are bad, just the one i have), only thing that is going to do is poke me

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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HAHAHA It's funny because it coincides with the release of Portal 2.

Yeah, we should expect GlaDOS to appear any minute.

Seem like..

*takes of glasses*

We're going to need a lot of (shotgun)Chells

Yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaah

Ba-dum-tsch...

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I also write content at http://www.bagogames.com

Check out my music at http://technomancer.bandcamp.com

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WTF is Skynet?

It's something from the Terminator movies.

Originally intended to replace pilots and control tanks and jets in the army, Skynet eventually becomes self-aware and starts mass-producing combat robots intent on destroying humanity. And apparently Arnold Schwarzenegger is their model.

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I also write content at http://www.bagogames.com

Check out my music at http://technomancer.bandcamp.com

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WTF is Skynet?

 

A fictional sentient artificial intelligence intent on the complete annihilation of the human race.

Feel free to PM me about almost anything and I'll do my best to answer. :)

 

"Beware of what you ask for, for it may come to pass..."

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Here's their most popular model...

 

arnold-pot.jpg

''Almost everything–all external expectations, all pride, all fear of embarrassment or failure–these things just fall away in the face of death, leaving only what is truly important.'' - Steve Jobs

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WTF is Skynet?

 

It always hits me how old I'm getting.

what? I'm 14 and I know what skynet, terminator and the flinstones are.

''Almost everything–all external expectations, all pride, all fear of embarrassment or failure–these things just fall away in the face of death, leaving only what is truly important.'' - Steve Jobs

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Cool, me too. But it has been an awful long time since i have actually seen the Terminator movies :\ i should watch them again sometime soon

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Wait, SkyNet became self-aware on August 29, 1997...

 

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Oh, right. There was a TV show.

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