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21. You keep a crowbar under your desk at work, so you can beat the snot out of people when they think you died...

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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20 You scream "SUCKER" when you pass by someone who's late for work.

I did that before I even watched AF, I thought it is the normal thing to do

 

Correcting:

 

20 You scream "SUCKER" when you pass by some who's late for work, knowingly referring to FM, and expect others to understand. (then you realize that IRL you don't know any other users of this forum/fans of FM)

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23. If you think "Hooga-saka, hooga-saka, hoo..." every time you run and jump.

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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25. Your history teacher is angry at you, and he think you're a moron because you said the only reason why does the dinosaurs doesn't exist is Gordon Freeman.

"Even if something sounds logical, it doesn't mean it have to be true"

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26. If you repeatedly ride dangerous/fast moving equipment, and say "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" every time.

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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27. You spontaneously talk and act like a pirate.

That could also happen if you have Avast! though, so......

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27. You spontaneously talk and act like a pirate.

 

Yarrrrhrhr!!! Agreed!

 

28. You go fishing with a shotgun

"Even if something sounds logical, it doesn't mean it have to be true"

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30. When you can replay all of Ross Scott's videos in your head in every detail, but still watch them IRL...

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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31 Contantly failing as a Counter-Terrorist on Counter Strike because you keep using the "military standard procedure" of turning the same corner where you just saw all your team members die

The future of gaming lies in realistic simulations of extraordinary realities

 

"I am drunk, you dont have an excuse"

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32. You have watched any AF videos. It is proven that watching any AF video will instantly make you obsessed, even if you don't know it yet.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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33. You made a link to one of Ross's Youtube vid's then clicked it hundreds of times to give Ross money... Because the Accursed donation box isn't available yet.

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34. When you think about shooting the pigeons you see on the street with your partner

''Almost everything–all external expectations, all pride, all fear of embarrassment or failure–these things just fall away in the face of death, leaving only what is truly important.'' - Steve Jobs

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35. You actually consider writing "CALL ME ISHMAEL BITCH!" on the side of your car along with a picture of the spot where he shoots the fish...

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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36. If you haven't read Moby Dick, you think it ends saying: "CALL ME ISHMAEL, BITCH!" to the dead whale

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37. If you took Ross's first word for it, and think Glocks have safeties...

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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