Ban the person above you!

[Seattleite]

Banned because I need somebody to take it out on. Like a lot of mods do and don't know how to deal with.

[ThePest179]

Banned for taking it out on me and not BTG.

[Seattleite]

Banned because what, do you think you're better than BTG? Oh, wait, nevermind. Of course you do. Okay. I'll take it out on him. Or nobody. BTG is better than nobody, right? Right. So FUCK nobody, I'll take it out on him.

[ThePest179]

Banned for taking it out on Nobody. He did nothing wrong. Instead, take it out on Somebody.

 

(Or Hitler, Stalin, Mao, or a dictator of your choice)

[BTGBullseye]

Banned for telling him to take it out on people that deserve it.

[ThePest179]

Banned for not taking it out on a dictator I didn't mention.

[BTGBullseye]

Banned for expecting me to take it out on anything except pixels.

[ThePest179]

Banned for making me expect.

[BTGBullseye]

Banned for blaming your lack of control of your expectations on me.

[ThePest179]

Banned for stating my statement.

[BTGBullseye]

Banned for stating that I stated your statement.

[ThePest179]

Banned for state.

[BTGBullseye]

Banned for stating that my statement about stating your statement was a state.

[ThePest179]

Banned for coming back.

 

 

(and stating your statement wasn't a state)

[BTGBullseye]

Banned for implying that I stated that my statement about my statement about your statement wasn't a state, and for using a double reason with two lines, and parentheses around the second reason.

[ThePest179]

Banned for making a long statement.

[BTGBullseye]

Banned for trying to make me make a longer statement about statements.

[ThePest179]

Banned for stating the statement.

[BTGBullseye]

Banned for not changing the ban reason.

[ThePest179]

Banned for changing the reason.