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Who needs the hottest women on the planet as your slaves when you can have the hottest women in the universe as your consensual sexual partners?

I have the perfect comeback. A Spaz-12.

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Who needs to have the hottest women in the universe as your consensual sexual partners when you can have a great conversational partner?

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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Who needs a great conversational partner when you have a woman who's good looking, great in bed, brilliant and a hell of a conversationalist? (And by the way, I totally have that.)

"Reality has a well-known liberal bias." -Stephen Colbert.

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Who needs to brag about their amazing wife/girlfriend on the internet when you can sit alone in bitter resentment, despising all of humanity for little to no reason?

I have the perfect comeback. A Spaz-12.

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Who needs to sit alone in bitter resentment, despising all of humanity for little to no reason when you can just go with it?

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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