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Who needs lemonade when you've got pink lemonade?

I don't like writer's block, I prefer to call it writer's parry.

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Who needs *youtube link labeled as sweet lemonade* when you have Mt. Dew Distortion?

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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Who needs Mt. Dew Distortion when you've got Supernova?

I don't like writer's block, I prefer to call it writer's parry.

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Who needs supernova when you've got serious Sam

And when he gets to heaven,

To saint Peter he will tell;

One more soldier reporting, sir.

I've served my time in Hell!

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Who needs Doomguy when you can have Quakeguy?

I don't like writer's block, I prefer to call it writer's parry.

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Who needs quakeguy when you'got duke nukem

And when he gets to heaven,

To saint Peter he will tell;

One more soldier reporting, sir.

I've served my time in Hell!

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Who needs Duke Nukem when you've got the Vault Dweller?

I don't like writer's block, I prefer to call it writer's parry.

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Who needs Harry Potter when you have immortality?

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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Who needs immortality when you've got bullet time?

I don't like writer's block, I prefer to call it writer's parry.

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Who needs Central Standard Time when you have a mind capable of comprehending the universe without using the concept of time to simplify it?

I have the perfect comeback. A Spaz-12.

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Who needs a mind capable of comprehending the universe without using the concept of time to simplify it when you have a tasty beverage of Samuel Jackson's Badass Ale?

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