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Who needs a shotgun and bullseye's address when you've got judging in a loud, obnoxious manner?

I have the perfect comeback. A Spaz-12.

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Who needs judging in a loud, obnoxious manner when I have a long list of annoying sexist rantings that I can post?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh, and two islands full of devoted nymphomaniac sex slave robogirls and a larger island full of devoted nymphomaniac sex slave girlfriends and a city full of genetically-engineered-to-be-perfect-slavegirls, a totally badass set of PCs, and a trio of large server farms.

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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who needs a long list of annoying sexist rantings that I can post?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh, and two islands full of devoted nymphomaniac sex slave robogirls and a larger island full of devoted nymphomaniac sex slave girlfriends and a city full of genetically-engineered-to-be-perfect-slavegirls, a totally badass set of PCs, and a trio of large server farms when you've got arby 'n' the chief.

And when he gets to heaven,

To saint Peter he will tell;

One more soldier reporting, sir.

I've served my time in Hell!

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Who needs Arby 'n' the Chief when you've got Red vs Blue?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh, and an unnecessary amount of blank space.

I have the perfect comeback. A Spaz-12.

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Who needs Red vs Blue when you've got shepard's mind.

And when he gets to heaven,

To saint Peter he will tell;

One more soldier reporting, sir.

I've served my time in Hell!

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who need's freeman's mind when you have parker's mind.

And when he gets to heaven,

To saint Peter he will tell;

One more soldier reporting, sir.

I've served my time in Hell!

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Who needs Parker's Mind when you've got a printer and flyingamerboy's address so that you can literally make him eat those words?

I have the perfect comeback. A Spaz-12.

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Who needs a printer and my address so that you can literally make me eat my words when you have a PS3?

And when he gets to heaven,

To saint Peter he will tell;

One more soldier reporting, sir.

I've served my time in Hell!

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Who needs a PS3 when you've got a PC?

Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Uh, do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube; bear-ramage. Jigiji geeji geeja geeble Google. Begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga?

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Who needs their whole life to be a video game when you have a holodeck and two islands full of devoted nymphomaniac sex slave robogirls and a larger island full of devoted nymphomaniac sex slave girlfriends and a city full of genetically-engineered-to-be-perfect-slavegirls, a totally badass set of PCs, and a trio of large server farms.

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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Who needs a holodeck and two islands full of devoted nymphomaniac sex slave robogirls and a larger island full of devoted nymphomaniac sex slave girlfriends and a city full of genetically-engineered-to-be-perfect-slavegirls, a totally badass set of PCs, and a trio of large server farms when you have alpacas?

 

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"It's time to evolve. That's why we're troubled. You know why our institutions are failing us, the church, the state, everything's failing? It's because they're no longer relevant...Evolution did not end with us growing opposable thumbs."

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Who needs alpacas when you have a pair of holodecks, two islands full of devoted nymphomaniac sex slave robogirls, a larger island full of devoted nymphomaniac sex slave girlfriends, a city full of genetically-engineered-to-be-perfect-slavegirls, a totally badass set of PCs, and a trio of large server farms?

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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Who needs a pair of holodecks, two islands full of devoted nymphomaniac sex slave robogirls, a larger island full of devoted nymphomaniac sex slave girlfriends, a city full of genetically-engineered-to-be-perfect-slavegirls, a totally badass set of PCs, and a trio of large server farms when you've got every game ever made?

And when he gets to heaven,

To saint Peter he will tell;

One more soldier reporting, sir.

I've served my time in Hell!

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Who needs every game ever made when you have a zombified forum thread bumped back to life by Lovecraftian power that would destroy the minds of mere mortal men?

"That which you do not know, is not a moral charge against you; but that which you refuse to know, is an account of infamy growing in your soul. Make every allowance for errors of knowledge; do not forgive or accept any breach of morality."

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