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Be a god with a harem of boob-adjustable sex slaves, among other things.

 

If I had godlike power...

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Fix all my past mistakes, watch Barney.

 

What would you do if you could only talk doublespeak?

I don't like writer's block, I prefer to call it writer's parry.

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Join em'. It can't be THAT bad.

 

What would you do if your pet was your owner?

I don't like writer's block, I prefer to call it writer's parry.

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Be owned by nothing. (no pets at this time, apartments are weird that way)

 

If printed word was banned? (e.g. Fahrenheit 451)

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Continue reading my books online like I normally do. (but like hell they'll ever burn my Starcraft book series.)

 

If all your rep points went into the negatives over night. (or positive if you're BTG or like-minded)

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Scream at the world: "WHY?!"

 

If sonic screwdrivers were real, and you had one...

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Fun. :twisted:

 

What would you do if you were sucked up by a tornado?

I don't like writer's block, I prefer to call it writer's parry.

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Pretend to be Superman...

 

 

If you had $10,000 US.

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Build the best gaming rig I can with what's available today.

 

What would you do if all your computers(assuming you have multiple) died at once.

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Buy a new computer.

 

What would you do if you woke up in Hell?

I don't like writer's block, I prefer to call it writer's parry.

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never rest till you're down here with me for ignoring my question.

 

What would you do if your question go skipped?

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never rest till you're down here with me for ignoring my question.

 

I thought I answered it?

 

Make a new question.

 

What would you do if you were Psycho Mantis?

I don't like writer's block, I prefer to call it writer's parry.

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Since I don't know who/what that is, nothing different.

 

If I could actually understand all these references to things that people with higher IQs never watch...

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It's from Metal Gear Solid, y'know the highest rated game on the PS1.

 

What would you do if BTG stopped talking about his high IQ?

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Stop talking about my impressively high IQ that likely is higher than everyone else's on the forum. Obviously...

 

If you had a laptop with a full AI that can do anything in the digital world, but only does what you tell it to...

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I would use it to calculate everyone's IQ on this forum.

 

What would you do if you had a genie lamp?

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