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Freak the fuck out (I'm an arachnophobe) and kick a wall.

 

If a mime walked up to you and put you in an invisible box?

Life is just a time trial; it's all about how many happy points you can earn in a set period of time

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I'd tip the box on top of him and squish him until he agreed to let me out.

 

If you woke up and found you'd been robbed?

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Laugh because I have nothing worth stealing.

 

If you became aware that ghosts were surrounding you right now?

Life is just a time trial; it's all about how many happy points you can earn in a set period of time

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Wonder why I was wearing underwear and take them off.

 

If you found out your e-friend was a nudist (c wut i did thar?)

Life is just a time trial; it's all about how many happy points you can earn in a set period of time

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Probably just go on being friends (I don't think that sort of thing is a big deal)

 

If you were banned for using 'c wut i did thar?'

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I'd fear for the life-span of the forum that banned me.

 

What would you do if I tracked down where you lived, went there, and gave you a big ninja-bear hug?

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Wonder what I did to deserve such attention (in a good way)

 

If you could relive any one day of your life?

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I'd memorize the lottery numbers and go back a week =3

 

If you had a fully functional portal gun that could place both portals, and an experimental new pink portal?

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I'd use it to travel to far away places, and to occasionally send things to the moon when I was bored...

 

If life gave you lemons, limes, and some soda water?

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Squeeze the lemons and limes, and eat the rinds, and drink it all up like jeffrey dihms XD

 

if you were Gordan Freeman?

This is the end of the line, and I'll rip you apart for what's inside.

Compensating wealth for what's more and more worthlessness.

The end of fear, the end of your life, I'll kill you right now, fucking die.

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I'd use a crowbar to deal with the pests in my life... and a gun registered in someone else's name.

 

If you woke up trapped in a waterbed?

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Cut that shit open, and run from Freddy

 

If you were a hired killer

This is the end of the line, and I'll rip you apart for what's inside.

Compensating wealth for what's more and more worthlessness.

The end of fear, the end of your life, I'll kill you right now, fucking die.

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Just shoot up everyone and hope my objective got caught in the crossfire (the only way to play an RTS XD)

 

If you were being stalked by a member of the forum?

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as long as its Alyxx, you, or Fluttershy its okay, but anyone else?....lets just say a hole would appear in their head

 

lolz I forgot, If charley Sheen was your brother?

This is the end of the line, and I'll rip you apart for what's inside.

Compensating wealth for what's more and more worthlessness.

The end of fear, the end of your life, I'll kill you right now, fucking die.

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I would stalk them, and then scare the shit out of them

 

If you were a monkey?

This is the end of the line, and I'll rip you apart for what's inside.

Compensating wealth for what's more and more worthlessness.

The end of fear, the end of your life, I'll kill you right now, fucking die.

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cage it and keep it, I love Lizards

 

If you could fly?

This is the end of the line, and I'll rip you apart for what's inside.

Compensating wealth for what's more and more worthlessness.

The end of fear, the end of your life, I'll kill you right now, fucking die.

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