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Not much to say really, just mention aspects of life in RPG format. I'll start off.

 

Wikipedia: +2 INT, 1% chance confusion - self. Item.

 

Smokes: +1 CHA, -10hp. Item.

 

Computer Geek: +1 INT, -1 CHA. Passive feat.

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You were hit by a car. -80hp

 

You drank a glass of water. +1hp

 

WHAT

This is a nice metric server. No imperial dimensions, please.

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Watching Freeman's Mind/Civil Protection: +50 HP +10 INT

Watching other Machinima: -50 HP -50 INT

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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Bad Temper - +10 STR, -5 CHAR, Use: Increases DPS by 200% for 15 sec, takes away 2% of max HP every 3 seconds.

 

AC classes in school - +5 INT, -3 END

 

Caffeine Addiction - +5 END, +3 STR, -4 hours of sleep

 

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Posting here +5 EXP, +50 CHAR

Looking at Alphabetagamas signature -100 CHAR, -1 HP every 3 seconds, +5% chance of heart attack

"When a son is born, the father will go up to the newborn baby, sword in hand; throwing it down, he says, "I shall not leave you with any property: You have only what you can provide with this weapon."

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Running around naked in public

-50 Charisma

+10 Athletics

You posting that

-Several pounds of food in my stomach.

+85% urge to avoid this thread.

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Brony class: +15 awesome +10 Friendship +20% cool +10 obsession

MLP:FIM additional affect, If you are a brony class +5 lulz for all haters, all haters excperience +15 rage +10 hate +10 subconsious jelly

 

Looking at Alphabetagamas signature -100 CHAR, -1 HP every 3 seconds, +5% chance of heart attack

lolumad? ohhh u jelly. lolujelly?

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Brony class: +15 awesome +10 Friendship +20% cool +10 obsession

MLP:FIM additional affect, If you are a brony class +5 lulz for all haters, all haters excperience +15 rage +10 hate +10 subconsious jelly

 

Looking at Alphabetagamas signature -100 CHAR, -1 HP every 3 seconds, +5% chance of heart attack

lolumad? ohhh u jelly. lolujelly?

 

Banned for- Use: Posting in the wrong thread for 30 seconds. -5 Rep

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Librarian Ally: Increases INT by 200% for six turns once per day.

Internet Pr0n: -10CHA +5 DEX. Removes Kleenex from Inventory. +5 to Perception Check During Effect.

5 Hour Energy Drink: Item. Removes Effect: Sleepy for 100 Turns. Increases Move Rate by 5. After 100 Turns, gives Effect: Coma.

He just kept talking and talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt it was really quite hypnotic...

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Good Morning Chrono!

"That which you do not know, is not a moral charge against you; but that which you refuse to know, is an account of infamy growing in your soul. Make every allowance for errors of knowledge; do not forgive or accept any breach of morality."

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Huge Novel - +5 INT, +3 PER, -8 Sanity

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Defias Bandit attacks Epsilon for 10 damage (Stabbing).

 

Epsilon hits Defias Bandit with [baseball Bat] for 80 damage (Crushing).

 

Defias Bandit missed.

 

Epsilon attacks Defias Bandit for 10 damage (10 Overkill).

 

Defias Bandit dies.

 

Epsilon eats [Delicious Beef Jerky].

 

Epsilon loots 5 Gold, 15 Silver, 80 Copper.

 

Epsilon loots [Red Defias Mask].

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Leader Enemy Boss attacks Alyxx for 500 damage (Crushing).

 

Epsilon deactivated [Noble Steed].

 

Epsilon casts [Heal] on Alyxx, healing for 500 health.

 

Leader Enemy Boss missed Epsilon.

 

Epsilon uses [Awesomeness of the Greek Alphabet] on Leader Enemy Boss for 9001 damage (1337 Overkill).

 

Leader Enemy Boss dies.

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Epsilon uses [Double Post] for -900 REP.

 

Gordon Freeman adds Epsilon to [The List] for [(3x4y7z12)5 (–5x9y3z4)2], where x = 9001, y = 1337, and z = 42.

 

Epsilon does not die, but is teleported to a place of eternal torture by [Gordon Freeman's Crowbar].

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