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Fortunately he won't eat people.

And when he gets to heaven,

To saint Peter he will tell;

One more soldier reporting, sir.

I've served my time in Hell!

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Fortunately you can't see my arm.

And when he gets to heaven,

To saint Peter he will tell;

One more soldier reporting, sir.

I've served my time in Hell!

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Unfortunately everyone seems to think that that rotting corpse over there is me.

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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Fortunately I can't see a rotting corpse.

And when he gets to heaven,

To saint Peter he will tell;

One more soldier reporting, sir.

I've served my time in Hell!

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