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Give up the ability to communicate in any way so that you can live forever

 

Or

 

Have the ability to communicate to everyone on a deep personal level and live half as long

non-euclidean fuck machine

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I choose the ability of communication. The longest life isn't worth living if it isn't enjoyable.

 

Would you rather:

 

Eat a living human being?

 

or

 

Eat an aborted fetus?

Life is just a time trial; it's all about how many happy points you can earn in a set period of time

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Aliens.

 

 

Would you rather play E.T. the game or shoot yourself in the foot?

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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Broke & happy... Almost exactly what I am now...

 

Dead or alive?

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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Dead

 

Being an asshole to people and feeling good about it

 

or

 

Learning acceptance and true happiness?

Life is just a time trial; it's all about how many happy points you can earn in a set period of time

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No. Closer to "Being an asshole to people and feeling good about it" though.

 

Telling the truth, even if it's insulting or lying outright/saying nothing?

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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Truth... I'm a single, straight, insane, man.

 

Pizza or Leaning Tower of Pisa?

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Darth Vader. Wolverine might be powerful, but don't be too proud of this mutant terror that has been created. The ability to slash at your enemies with claws coming from your hands is insignificant next to the power of the Force.

 

And, with that:

 

Star Wars or Star Trek?

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Food, I'm not sure I can eat Fud.

 

Ignorance and bliss?

 

or

 

Knowledge and burden?

Life is just a time trial; it's all about how many happy points you can earn in a set period of time

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Knowledge, and bliss when I kill all the rest of the people that make knowledge a burden.

 

Christmas metal or Christmas traditional?

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