Horrible Pickup Lines: The Half-Baked Thread Game

[Selous Templar]

My my, your chest looks a little heavy there. How about I help you carry it?

 

[Alyxx Thorne]

Wanna go to my place and check out my 12 inches? (It's a record collector joke)

 

[Selous Templar]

I'll never play with your heart, because you only have one.

I'll play with your tits, because you have two of them

 

[Psychotic Ninja]

Do you live in a sauna? Cause you are hot!

 

[BTGBullseye]

*sniffing* Smells like smoke... Oh, hey, that's just you. *The Mask voice* Smokin'!

 

[Savageblasts]

Damn girl, are you a school house? Cause I'd shoot kids in you.

 

[halosethr]

I can see the moon in your eyes and my dick on your thighs.

 

[BTGBullseye]

Nylon. (it's horrible material to use as a line for your pickup)

 

[halosethr]

Won’t you Lyonn my dick girl?