J.C.

Not working

Cold. Cloudy. Awesome.

Mhmm... I guess everything keeps spinning as usual...

....

Oh, oh, and also, there will be champagne, party baloons, strippers, love, peace and submachine guns for everybody!

Banned for making a reference that can be connected to Titanic (Avatar -> James Cameron -> Titanic)

Yesterday I went on a creative rampage and made a poster for the Accursed Nation Party. I then sent it to the General Secretariat, for it to be distributed to the judges. He informed me that "Candidates are not forbidden from showing their posters or pictures before the announcement of winners, but are discouraged from doing so as it may result in their poster or picture being mocked, parodied or duplicated by other Parties". So, being duly informed of the perils of such course of action, I'm deciding to take it nevertheless (I'm reckless that way).

Here's the poster.

Mock, parodie or duplicate away.

Banned for getting a couple of rep points for being familiar with Singularity Sky.

Banned for violating causality within your historic light cone.

Better benchmarking program is this: http://www.passmark.com/download/pt_download.htm

I ran it. This is the result.

Weird 2D Solid Vectors and transparent vectors results ... The rest seems ok.

Right you are sir!

Any art I produce on my own would most likely be the visual equivalent of the Brown Note.

As long as it's not Brown Bunny

Most of us don't have Photoshop, and even if I did my artistic ability is matched only by certain comatose individuals.

Try using GIMP. It's free and very powerful.

A plate of bacon and eggs walks into a bar. The bartender says "Get out of here, we don't serve breakfast."

A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender: "How much for a beer?" The bartender says: "For you, no charge."

(you may remember this one from an episode of "The Big Bang Theory")

An atom says to his friend, "Man, I think I've lost an electron." The friend says "Are you sure?" He answers: "I'm positive!"

I have a blood mod that makes the blood splotch on the ground look more realistic... http://www.fileplanet.com/199611/190000/fileinfo/Grand-Theft-Auto-:-San-Andreas---Blood-Pool-Mod

Try that with your game...

I installed it, very nice effect. In fact, I went a little psycho. I had to try it, again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again...

So many dead

Anyway, today's deal is something called CID the dummy... I think I'll pass.

Just bought Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas for 3.75 USD

 

I'm a pimp

V1 or V2? (nude scenes unlockable with a mod, or not)

Mhmm. It says V3.00

Browsing for random things... like this one

Just bought Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas for 3.75 USD

I'm a pimp

Here's my duck

(click to enlarge)

If the image size is not enough, PM me your mail and I'll send you the original scan (photobucket does alter the uploads a bit).

http://i.imgur.com/hOnHR.jpg

Very recent photo of me and a friend's cat.

I swear I wasn't on anything at the time.

You know you look a lot like that guy from

(Pay special attention to the "Data" button. You can use it to adjust the mass and speed of your planets and stars. Turn the sun into a black hole! Make a planet 10 times as massive as Jupiter, and send it careening through the Inner Solar System - thereby disproving the "Nibiru" hypothesis)

This is a lot of fun. Rep points for that.

Fellow Accursed Farmers, I come to you in the wake of recent events to issue a call to reason.

Let no forum member deny the perils of our time. While we battle one another, divided by the petty strife of our common history, the tide of a greater conflict is turning against us, threatening to destroy all that we have accomplished. It is time for us as fans, and as individuals to set aside our long standing feuds and unite!

The tides of an unwinnable war are upon us, and we must seek refuge upon better sites, lest we be swept away by the flood of crappy videos.

The original Machinima.com is no more. Whatever semblance of unity and protection it once provided is a phantom... a memory. With bad videos left unchecked, who will you turn to for protection?

The devastation wrought by the Call of Duty videos is self-evident. We have seen our channels and communities destroyed by the calculated blows of the Black Ops “Top Ten” videos. We have seen firsthand our friends and loved ones consumed by the nightmarish IG Daily. Unprecedented, and unimaginable though they may be, these are the signs of our times.

The time has come my fellow Accursed Farmers, to rally to a new banner! In unity lies strength. Already many of the dissident factions have joined us. Out of the many we shall forge an indivisible whole, capitulating ONLY to a single throne! And from that throne... I... shall watch over you.

From this day forward, let no user make war upon any other user. Let no youtube channel conspire against this new beginning. And let no man consort with Call of Duty players. And to all the enemies of quality machinima, seek not to bar our way. For we shall win through... NO MATTER THE COST.

Fellow Accursed Farmers, I come to you in the wake of recent events to issue a call to reason.

Let no forum member deny the perils of our time. While we battle one another, divided by the petty strife of our common history, the tide of a greater conflict is turning against us, threatening to destroy all that we have accomplished. It is time for us as fans, and as individuals to set aside our long standing feuds and unite!

The tides of an unwinnable war are upon us, and we must seek refuge upon better sites, lest we be swept away by the flood of crappy videos.

The original Machinima.com is no more. Whatever semblance of unity and protection it once provided is a phantom... a memory. With bad videos left unchecked, who will you turn to for protection?

The devastation wrought by the Call of Duty videos is self-evident. We have seen our channels and communities destroyed by the calculated blows of the Black Ops “Top Ten” videos. We have seen firsthand our friends and loved ones consumed by the nightmarish IG Daily. Unprecedented, and unimaginable though they may be, these are the signs of our times.

The time has come my fellow Accursed Farmers, to rally to a new banner! In unity lies strength. Already many of the dissident factions have joined us. Out of the many we shall forge an indivisible whole, capitulating ONLY to a single throne! And from that throne... I... shall watch over you.

From this day forward, let no user make war upon any other user. Let no youtube channel conspire against this new beginning. And let no man consort with Call of Duty players. And to all the enemies of quality machinima, seek not to bar our way. For we shall win through... NO MATTER THE COST.

Still a Chrome man myself (and Safari on the iPad )

Watching "Ninja Assassin".

I'm kind of ugly...

Can't be worse than me...

No face model here either.