J.C.

Just woke up. I think breakfast is in order.

EDIT: now I'm going to a Casino, to loose money like a boss!

Banned because that kinda proves his point.

Banned because now I believe your middle name is Malvolo.

Banned for not keeping your head in the game.

Waiting for the soothing sound of the waves to relax me enough to fall asleep.

Banned because I agree. A W opens up very weird and scary scenarios.

Banned for going batshit crazy on that one.

Sex up the [redacted]. When I first met her I was like "jackpot!". Then I realized sje had serious personality issues.

Well, this may be a little off topic for the random thread, but I must point out that I know one girl who actually likes that. Too bad she's kind of... difficult.

Boo. I'm at the beach all week. Well, you guys have fun.

The night is dark and full of terrors. So is my [redacted].

Lots. And after that, it gets worse. But you get paid. That's nice.

I just had soup for dinner. It was good soup.

Banned because when I say "you're on the list!", there's a U too.

Banned because there is no I in Accursed Farms. There is no Y either.

Mhmm. My german is rather rusty, but I believe she said something about me being in orbit with a blue balloon. Which is surprisingly accurate at this particular moment.

Either that, or she called Bill a no good warmonging piano with a hot pockets fetish. Something I know to be true, by the way.

Banned because I would if I could.

Clothing based diet? Weird.

I'm trying to fall asleep. Damned soothing waves...

Banned for parlour games.

Banned for suggesting I have intercourse with your way.

Banned because it's my way or the highway.

Atlas

My reaction to any NSFW/shock sites:

Banned because you just ninja'd me.

Banned for being confused and for wearing white after labor day.

Banned for violating causality. In this forum, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!