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I liked it. It was a dialogue heavy episode, you can't expect them all to be like The Tunnel. This was particularly funny. Dave was running true to form on that one There is one weird skip in the animation in the final sequence, after the credits, where Dave says "You better watch out, 'cause Santa Claus is coming... for you". It's right in the "you", the animation jumps (focus on his helmet). At first I though it was meant to be movement when he grabs the camera, but I think there's definitively an editing issue there. PS: Dear Civil Protection, what is snow?... Is white. Next question.

Please assume the party escort submission position. Do it now or you will receive no cake!

I've had a lot of printers in my life. They are disposable items to me. Since I started working though, most of my printing is done in the office, so lately I have not had the need to buy a new printer.

Banned for agreeing.

Wassup? You sick?

I'm about to send an email to this real estate agent, and close the deal on a nice piece of land to build a house in it. It's going to be an awesome house. I've already told my mother (she's an architect and it's going to design it) that I want a few secret passages in it (that way you'll be able to move discretely around and scare unsuspecting visitors ) and a semi subterranean panic room. I also plan to install photovoltaic pannels, solar water heaters and a big ass pool. Now, all I need is to sell my soul or something like that, to get the money

Banned for loving Bob and following his crusade to conquer the internet.

9 now.

That sounds painful.

During the day, business suit . As soon as I got home, shorts and a t-shirt.

Watching How to Train Your Dragon while posting here and listening to various Evanescence songs on my iPad.

The inner me.

Banned because I'm also obsessed with credit cards, supermodels, regular girls, pipes, books, aliens, dogs and all sorts of miscellaneous goods.

Well, it comes and goes. I usually do it during stressful periods. I've found that it helps if you purposely and regularly clip them with a nail clipper. Also, I bought a pipe (and had one gifted), with I use when I'm alone in my room. In my delusional mind, I believe I look a bit like Sherlock Holmes. Wait, I'll take a picture of my pipes and post it. EDIT: Here they are.

A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first," she said. "What does your mother do all day?" Tim stood up and proudly said, "She's a doctor." "That's wonderful. How about you, Amie?" Amie shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, "My father is a mailman." "Thank you, Amie," said the teacher. "What about your father, Billy?" Billy proudly stood up and announced, "My daddy murders people, steals from them, and drinks." The teacher was aghast and promptly changed the subject to geography. Later that day she went to Billy's house and rang the bell. Billy's father answered the door. The teacher explained what his son had said and asked if there might be some logical explanation. Billy's father said, "I'm actually an attorney. But how can I explain a thing like that to a seven-year-old?"

Banned for not being able to lie to me. Quick, give me all of your relatives bank account, PINs and credit cards numbers. And don't lie!

For some reason, I have in my steam account two pending gifts. Figunaye's Limbo (which I still hope she'll redeem some day) and now, out of nowhere, Left 4 Dead Game of the Year Edition. Edit: pressed submit too early. I meant to say, if you want this, post here and Lady Luck will select someone this Friday. Edit2: I really don't know how this game came to be in my list of pending gifts... I checked all my receipts from STEAM and I am positive I did not buy this. Maybe during that thing they were doing a few weeks ago, where you earned prizes for achievements? I'm really puzzled.

Happy birthday to the both of you. Here's a gif(t)

Just found this. Hqd2FJF8-h8 When she appeared, everybody went wild. I miss the former glory of Evanescence.

Pajamas all day long, he he. It was a very lazy Sunday.

Banned for Freudian slip.

Yeah... Grocery shopping does not make for a very interesting dream. The zombie outbreak one from a few days ago was much more interesting.

The second one is also an "Oh shit" moment, but a sadder one.

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We should set a date for that. Usually after Ross releases a video there's a huge surge in active users.