J.C.

I tend to stay up very late and find myself in a zombie like state the next day.

I wonder if my plan for world domination succeed... Hey future J.C., send me an email. I'm sure Google has some sort of service that allows to send emails back in time, right? Waiting... Waiting... Guess not

What are they done with? Flash?

I'm drinking a long cool glass of water. Feels so good.

WTF indeed. I had a stupid dream last night, something about going to the supermarket. Really boring. I remember searching all over the place for some noodles.

I'm learning lua scripting. I also dusted off some POV-ray files, see if I can make something cool.

I miss that. Here is hot and humid. Damn climate change. Used to be hot and dry.

Banned for not acknowledging the fact that you got ninja'd.

I'm thinking of going to bed now.

Banned for rambling and not banning Bill. You've perverted the true spirit of this noble thread. I cry in silence for this.

Banned for waiting for that day, when you could be there right now!

There was once an engineer who found a magic lamp. When he rubbed it, a genie jumped out and said to him, "You have three wishes. But there is a catch - this wish system of mine was designed by a lawyer, so whatever you wish for every lawyer in the world will get double of!" The engineer replied, "That's no problem, I can live with that." He then said, "For my first wish, I wish I had a Ferarri." "OK", said the genie, and a Ferarri appeared in front of the engineer. "But remember, every lawyer in the world now has 2 Ferarris," the genie told the engineer. The engineer remained unperturbed and said, "For my second wish, I wish for a million bucks." So a million bucks appeared in front of the engineer and the genie said, "remember, every lawyer in the world now has 2 million bucks." The engineer was non-committal and then said, "I always wished I could donate a kidney!"

Banned for disrespecting the master. You do not take the Scatman's name in vain! Geiq0FP13uQ

Banned because I intend to misbehave.

I'm learning lua. It's on now.

Just came back home. We had a family dinner with an aunt and uncle that live in London and are here visiting for a couple of weeks. After hours of chatter and craziness (my mother goes full on hostess mode whenever we have guests) I had to take my aunt and uncle back to their apartment. It's 1:19 am now...

I think we all should feel both insulted and flattered by that.

Banned because that's silly, they wanted a way to share naked skateboarding cat videos... There. Fixed that for you. Banned for making me fix that for you. I have more important business to attend to, you know!!!! No, not really.

I got this from collegehumor.com: jokes you can tell your grandparents. A man walks into a bar with an alligator under his arm. “This is the world’s tamest alligator,” says the man, “and I’ll prove it.” He then throws a tennis ball under a table, and the alligator promptly fetches it. “Anyone else want to try?” says the man. “Sure,” says the bartender, “but please throw the ball on top of the table, as my knees are bad and I have trouble picking up objects from the floor.” The two men discuss their various health problems for some time, and forget all about the alligator.

Banned because no, I think it was invented so that those DARPA guys could email ascii pr0n to each other.

I dreamt of a zombie outbreak again. Had no projectile weapons, so it was mostly sneaking and running a lot. The city was already in ruins for some reason, like it had been bombed or a long time had passed.

I'm looking at some pie they brought to me for breakfast. Maybe I'll eat it.

Hot as hell. And humid. This is turning into a tropical country. Ugh.

On a related note, I really don't know why that guy has hair like that. The talks about aliens visiting the earth, that's a difficult topic as it is. He should really try to at least look normal.