J.C.

Banned for Superman reference.

Why not both? I just finished Deus Ex: HR The missing link. To celebrate, I went a little bananas with my credit card. I think I'll go to bed now.

I had a feeling you were up to something like this. You know there's no need to drain yourself like that, right? We are perfectly happy with the occasional post. Please, forget about deadlines, they only serve to stress you out. For what it's worth, I wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Ygft_Y2R0cs

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So... anybody done something interesting lately? I've done a lot of Christmas shopping these past days.

Banned cause HOHO!

My request lays forgotten and abandoned 4 pages ago. How sad

A biologist, an engineer and a mathematician were having coffee on the patio. Across the street they watched as two people walked into a house. A few minutes later, three people left the house and they started to discuss how that could've happened. Biologist: The two people copulated, reproduced and three people left the house. Engineer: That's wrong, our initial observation must have been erroneous. Mathematician: You're both wrong. If another person enters the house, it will be empty again.

I'm wondering why Figunaye hasn't redeemed her STEAM gift yet. It's been over a month. Maybe I should give it to someone else?

Banned for calling me out on my own cartoonphilia.

Banned for cartoonphilia.

Yes, it does. Also, I vote for blocking their IP's right now, and if at all possible send some sort of thermonuclear device to their owners and hosting services, with a note that says something in the lines of "insert this up your ass and detonate", if you pardon my french.

It was an average day at work, with the exception of the abomination in the morning. I went to get some juice from the vending machine by the elevators, and this is what I got (click to enlarge). The machine filled the cup with water that had some black specs floating in it, and then spit that goo in the corner. Wasted 50 cents.

Deal with it.

Well, this is the shortest night of the year. Summer is here. Ugh.

I've got 2 words for you: headphones and fahrvergnuegen. Never say never, my friend. Or, as some people say, "praise the Lord and pass the ammunition."

Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Well, it's like my grandma used to say, if at first you don't succeed... Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: Try a larger thermonuclear reaction? Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Her words exactly. Stargate SG1 - The Pegasus Project

Yeap. You need about 30% more kinkiness. I'm currently looking at the download queue for steam. I went on a rampage and bought The Witcher Enhanced Edition, Mass Effect 2 and HL + BS + OF Original (to complete my collection). Spent the incredible amount of 16 USD.

Banned for recognizing my efforts. It's not easy, you know, subverting every single word into something kinky.

Banned because a thermal monitor, sniffer dogs and a blowtorch, is my precise definition of a really good time.

Banned because I did, but then your laptop just blew up and you forgot all about it.

Waiting for lunch time. I really don't feel like working today. Also, I'm wondering why hasn't anyone commented on my duck (I said DUCK, you perverts), that I posted in the random thread.

Banned because everybody knows about the rabbit incident. It was front-page news.

I drew a duck. While at work. I'm a rebel. Yeah.