J.C.

Banned because right now I'm the only registered user online. I can do what I please, the forum is mine... MINE I SAY!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Banned because I was about to send a few of my minions after you.

Banned because if it doesn't, then we descend into anarchy.

I'm partial to rocket launcher-carrying squirrels myself.

Banned for using spoilers.

Banned because I'm gonna go five point exploding heart technique on yo ass!

Banned for mixing editorial houses.

I got back from work, went to the gym, came back home, had a sandwich, sent an email, played a couple of hours of Zelda and brushed my teeth? I'm watching Kill Bill part 2, see if I get a few pointers to...you know... ditto.

Banned for not liking Superman.

Got Ninja'd?

I'll have a Virgin Cuba Libre. And could you make it a Diet one?

Banned because science is not magic, but sufficiently advanced technology is indeed indistinguishable from magic.

Banned because he did it for science, so I think we can put our differences aside.

I'm at work -_-

I want a home...

Banned because yous is kiddings

Banned for bursting my bubble.

I'm at work. 5 more hours to go and play Zelda. You, party animal, you . (See, I finally figured out what a Rage comic is )

Banned for not commenting on the last chart I created for the "Graphs/Charts of Accursed Farms" thread.

I just played The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, for 9 hours and 40 minutes. My wrists feel stiff, my eyes are tired and I don't really feel my legs anymore, but it is all worth it. I can only say this: Zelda is a shameless tease. Poor Link. At one point it really seemed he was gonna get some... but he didn't. Yup. Painfully. Sorry, there's nothing I can do about it.

Right now, I just got back from the Mall. I'm now the owner of The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword. (Click to enlarge) (Click to enlarge) I went to the store, looked the guy behind the counter in the eye, and said "It is time". He nodded once and pushed a hidden button. Angels began to sing as the floor opened. A marble pedestal rose, and on top of it, sat the most awesome game ever created. The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword. If you'll excuse me, ladies and gentleman, the next chapter of the most incredible saga in gaming history begins... now.

There, fixed that for you. Banned for making me fix that for you.

Also, perform frequent reality checks. They used that idea in "Inception" in the form of the totems, however you don't really need that. Just look at your hand, flex it and ask yourself if you're dreaming. Do this several times a day until it becomes a habit. I started about 2 months ago and actually found myself doing it in a dream a couple of weeks ago. When I realized I was dreaming, I was so shocked I barely had time to have some fun and fly to a rooftop, before waking up. I'll keep trying though