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Banned because you didn't. If you do know, you'll be in violation of causality and the Eschaton is going to come down hard on all of our asses.

I didn't solve it!!!!

Yahoo answers did.

Hey look, a puppy!

*Walks away slowly

Banned for banning yourself for the same reason I was going to ban you for, had you not banned yourself for it first.

A quarter and a nickel.

And I like trains.

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Banned because I did not, I just though onanism covered that.

What do you mean you forgot about that...

You broke my heart kid. You broke my heart.

And now...

Banned for instigating chaos, murder, amoralism, atonalism, proselytism, onanism, sophism, warlordism and all kinds of -isms.

Why wait.

Oh yeah, Link likes it.

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Banned because I could have used pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis instead.

Banned because smilies are bad for your cholesterol.

Sleep. Then post.

Stormy days or sunny days?

I'm guessing you mean "what" instead of "was,"

Seriously. Freaking iPad.

Never played it. I did crash a Russian Antartic Base once (I mean, IRL).

Was is your most immediate goal in life?

Good for you. I bet you wake up relaxed.

I had a weird dream a couple of nights ago. I was at work and for some reason our VP was kneeling in front of me (I think he was tying one of his shoelaces). He casually glanced at my shoes, noticed they were very dirty, and yelled.

First thing next morning, I got my shoes shined

This one, if I'm feeling badass - cool

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or this one, if I'm feeling badass - epic

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Are you a happy person?

Banned because I did catch it and also had coitus with it, as instructed.

Banned for instructing me to have coitus with it, without first explaining what "it" is.

I think it's time for some Dead Space 2.

Banned because I don't know what a chicken panty is, but I'm guessing is some sort of casual attire.

Mhmm.

Surprise coitus?

Banned because I like trains.

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I was really bored at this general assembly thing today, so I decided to bring a piece of paper and draw a maze. Here it is

(Click to enlarge)

You start on the room at the top left as Gordon Freeman, a 27 year old physcist and neurotic individual, and must navigate the dark and maddeningly confusing corridors of the Black Mesa Research Facility, until you find the most powerful and advanced weapon in existence, code-named "The Crowbar". Armed with it, you can then proceed to face and evil face sucking alien, which lurks in the bottom right corner.

Good luck!

Banned because I've asked you repeatedly NOT to divide by zero, damn it!