J.C.

Banned for not embracing madness.

Banned for being mildly offended by my posts.

I'm at work. Just got out from a two and a half hour long general assembly, which I spend entirely drawing a maze. I'll post it later. It's Half-life themed too!

I feel pretty good, considering I drank a lot of beer yesterday. I suppose it's because it was only beer and I headed home at around 10 pm, unlike my drunk-ass stripper-mongering coworkers, that continued on to hard liquors and alternative activities until 2 or 3 am.

This is a picture of part of the jolly old gang, during our first round.

I'm having a beer with my friends. More to follow.

I'm going out with some guys from work. Drinking is going to ensue. Maybe some other activities involving scantily clad women.

Since I expect to return home slightly inebriated, I trust you mods to do damage control, should I get out of line and try to start a revolt or something like that.

Banned for Steve Jobs reference.

Banned because it may seem to be luck to you, but it's actually skill.

Banned because he is clearly N.

Banned because that's not creepy, is natural.

I WANT ALL THE...

Ehm...

Something...

I'm angry now!

Banned because that could be misinterpreted in lots of different ways, all of them naughty.

Banned for unauthorized avatar change. We'll decide your spanking punishment later.

I'm punching your salad!!!!

Noooooooo!!!!!

Well, this is the first time around, so normal. Once I've finished the game, I'll see if it deserves a replay on a more challenging setting.

I just played 2 hours of Dead Space 2. I'm seeing necromorphs everywhere. Hiding in the shadows. Waiting.

I better go and brush my teeth.

What is that, some sort of lumberjack fetish thing?

Banned because Link is male, Zelda is female, Axeldeath is an agent of chaos, and they will eventually engage in coitus (Link and Zelda, not Axeldeath and Zelda).

Banned because Link and Zelda are coming back in just 4 days, and you will buy the game... or else.

Banned for trying to lure me into a trap. These are not the droids you're looking for.

Rene Descartes sits down for a meal at a Parisian restaurant. The waiter asks for his order and he orders a hamburger.

The waiter asks, "Would you like fries with that?"

Descartes says, "I think not," and instantly disappears.

Banned for banging your face on the keyboard.

Buenas noches.

Banned because I call that "3 points", and not your fancy elliptical name.