J.C.

Banned because that's ok, what's really important is that I maintain the 13th place in post count. That's my spot.

Violin

Banned for noticing my cinephiliac knowledge.

On the next episode of "The Bring Back Our Motorized Bicycles" show, every ninja will not be seen instead there will be pirates and it isn't a fat joke. Although that huge pink dinosaur is going to eat your car while you roll a fatty high obesse fat wad of lettuce and make sure you jump before you get ninja'd. Remember not to stare at that

Get laid. That usually takes it away from my mind for a couple of hours.

I hate summer, and it's just around the corner. How do I keep cool in the scorching heat that is coming?

Copy

I'm hungry. I think I'll go make me a sandwich or something.

Vengeance

Banned because is from "Black Sheep", worst horror movie ever.

Banned because I agree. Because of this

Call your boss and suggest you party all night long.

I'm getting kind of hungry. Should I get something to eat?

Nag Nag.

Banned because that's a side effect of your lack of sleep.

On an unrelated note, I heard they had to re-do the sex scene in the latest Twilight movie, so it would get a PG-13 rating. I would like to see the R rated version.

Not off my ass, but half way there, yes. I usually don't drink, so any alcohol has a big effect on me. My hard-drinking stripper-mongering coworkers think of me as their personal project.

Have you ever tripped over and embarrased yourself in public?

Banned because I haven't given up. I'm just biding my time, deep in the shadows, waiting for him to go to bed. Then... WHAM! No more Billy. MUAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

I'm an engineer. I work at a cellular operator (marketing).

Have you ever gotten so drunk you don't remember your actions?

Banned because I give up. You're too ninja for me.

Banned because yes, you were. Damn it Bill, I'm trying to have a dirty conversation here. Join in, will ya?

EDIT: I will add this

A school girl's uniform. Senior year in high school, one day we exchanged clothes with the girls, just for the fun of it.

What's the most inappropriate thing you've ever shouted in public?

Banned I don't, therefore I shall take Obsidan's statement under advise and consider it to be, for all legal purposes, adult consent.

Clothes, skeletons, secret lab entrance. The usual.

What's in yours?

Did you know Mel Blanc's tombstone reads "That's all folks"?

Did you know that on six-sided dice, the number of dots on opposing sides always adds up to seven?

Banned for talking about puppets. They haunt my dreams, you know?

On the next episode of "The Bring Back Our Motorized Bicycles" show, every ninja will not be seen instead there will be pirates and it isn't a fat joke. Although that huge pink dinosaur is going to eat your car while you roll a fatty high obesse fat wad of lettuce and make sure you jump before