J.C.

Not now. But I could If you want me to.

What in the name of all that is holy is vegemite?

On the next episode of "The Bring Back Our Motorized Bicycles" show, every ninja will not be seen instead there will be pirates and it isn't a fat joke. Although that huge pink dinosaur is going to eat your car while you roll a fatty high obesse fat wad of lettuce

Banned because what about Mr. Potato Head?

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What, were you expecting something else?

Banned because once I was haunted by a rather spectral potato.

On the next episode of "The Bring Back Our Motorized Bicycles" show, every ninja will not be seen instead there will be pirates and it isn't a fat joke. Although that huge pink dinosaur is going to eat your car while you

The weather has been pretty weird around here these last days. 30° Celsius yesterday (I don't care for Imperial, you Fahrenheit lovers), followed by clouds, wind and low temperatures this morning. Now it's sunny and warm.

Dispenser

Good idea: burning down life's house with combustible lemons.

On the next episode of "The Bring Back Our Motorized Bicycles" show, every ninja will not be seen instead there will be pirates and it isn't a fat joke. Although that huge pink dinosaur is going

Dom Cobb: We'd need you to tailor a compound specific to our needs.

Yusuf: Which are?

Dom Cobb: Great depth.

Yusuf: A pant within a pant. Two levels.

Dom Cobb: Three.

Yusuf: Not possible. That many pants within pants is too unstable!

Dom Cobb: It is possibe, you just have to add a sedative.

Yusuf: No...a powerful sedative.

Inception

So does this look.

Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

Banned because now you'll be haunted by the sandwich's ghost.

Wall-e is just awesome. I saw it again last night and decided an avatar had to be made.

Now I think I'll go play some Clive Barker's Jericho.

If there's no brain activity, yes. Pull the plug. Otherwise, no.

Have you ever gotten drunk by yourself?

Awesome. For that, you get a prize. She'll be knocking on your door in the next 5 minutes.

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Broken

Banned because that would have been not enough punishment.

It's the freaking iPad It has a mind of it's own.

I should've stayed on my PC, but after uploading the new avatar I went back to bed.

Banned because I don't understand all the Skyrim hype, when you could be playing Call of Du...

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I'm sorry, I can't go on. I can't say that, not even as a joke. I apologize.

Guys, I'm so drunk, right now, but I might not even remember this message, so I love you guys, and my cousin here says he loves you too, and this is the most drunk I've ever been!

We love you too man

How's that hangover coming along?