J.C.

How are you exactly doing it? Ritualistic summoning, teleportation experiment on Mars? It's hard to wake up all of Hell, you need a stable dimensional rift and those take some serious power to open.

There was a Hellmouth under Sunnydale, C.A., but that was closed by the Slayer's army.

I know, it was a lame joke. But hey, look! A new avatar!

You grab the knife.

The room is lit by a few candles. The walls are covered with shelfs containing old books and parchments. There's a desk with a sheet of paper on top of it. The exit is to the south.

Banned because I've never been to 4chan.

You open the door. The room behind it is lit by a few candles. The walls are covered with shelfs containing old books and parchments. There's a desk with a sheet of paper and a large knife on top of it.

Banned because I got my drunken ass of bed before noon, but barely.

Actually, I disagree. I would feel better about giving my life for such a cause. I've seen enough foolishness and horror over the past three and a half decades to know that.

Mind you, this is another sign I'm getting older. I now know there are things worth dying for, not because of young idealism, but from witnessing so much nonesense that I've come to realize what is truly important. Getting my priorities straight, you know?

When you remember the Challenger disaster. How you were watching the live broadcast of the launch and stared in disbelief at the screen, as that beautiful machine just blew up, killing the brave souls inside. That was a sad day.

Still, if there's anything that can be called a glorious death, that would be it. Flying on a roaring pillar of fire towards the heavens, just for the sake of exploration and knowledge, as part of the most noble, bold and glorious endeavor the human race has ever attempted.

You wake up in a dark stone corridor, lit by a single torch. You can't remember how you got here or what is your name. In front of you, to the north, there's a wooden door. The corridor fades into the shadows to the east and west.

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion.

He said okay, you're ugly too.

Watching Buffy the vampire slayer, Season 6, Ep. 7, "Once more with feeling". Awesome.

730. No additional explanation given.

Weaponry

"Would you mind not shooting at the thermonuclear pants? - Broken Arrow

On the next episode of "The Bring Back Our Motorized Bicycles" show, every ninja will not be seen

Good idea: take a shotgun and blast away at the accursed cows.

Stevie

Threaten it.

Is hot in here. I need to cool myself. What should I do?

Alice

Banned because I was confused for a moment there, but I'm better now. And still watching Buffy.

Banned because now you've done it. I was going to leave your homeworld for last.

Not anymore

Jell-O

11/10, for Catherine.