J.C.
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Slime
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Banned for not watching Buffy Season 6, Episode 7, "Once more with feeling", as I am doing now, on a small window on the upper right corner of my screen.
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Banned because I'm a smartass, there's a difference
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Go to Vegas. My phone is broken. I used to have a BlackBerry. What should I get now?
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Space
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Banned because I think we can put our differences aside, for science.
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Start jumping up and down until you get warm. Coitus is also a good choice, if a willing partner is available. I was about to jump into the dimensional rift, when some sort of Cyberdemon emerged from it. What do I do now?
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Stinky
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Banned because it's not only bigger, but funnier also.
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Perfume
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Don't worry. It's your neighbors, 6 floors up. they're having fun. There seems to be some sort of dimensional rift forming on the street. What should I do?
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Anything Heavy related. Are you worried of a major social breakdown within your lifetime?
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Banned for efficient use of internal space.
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Get some combustible lemons and start a little fire. I need to take a shower. Should I do it now or later?
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Banned for disbelief.
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Banned because that is probably true. But keep in mind I have all the "Leather goddesses of phobos" games. My avatars could get wild in the future.
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Life
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You're right. They are all after you. Nothing you can do, sorry. What game should I buy next?
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Combustibility
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Banned because he does that sometimes. He's wild that way.
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Offer people money and services in exchange for rep. I'm afraid of riding horses. Is there anything I can do?
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Banned because I can think of a few things that could top even that.
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Insert an oxygen tank inside the shark's mouth. Open fire with a rifle. Clean up the mess. I have allergies. How can I get rid of them?
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Banned for being topped.
