J.C.

Looking at my arm. Something bit me. Maybe I'll get superpowers now .

Banned because it is. It' could be also mine, but is not.

Banned because I am what I am and do what I must. And now, I must get back to work. See ya in a few hours

In answer to your question: a lot of them.

Banned for being impressed

(when you should've been expecting it )

Banned for nor drinking enough protein.

I'm sleepy. At work. Ugh.

Banned because I grow weary of this madness and have an early start tomorrow... good night! Don't let the bed-bugs bite... unless you want them to

Banned because I do, you just can't see it. In fact, I'm doing it right now.

Drone

Banned for earning my Inception look for that statement.

Banned for unhealthy hand obsession.

Banned for kicking it old school.

Banned for keeping your pimp hand strong at my expense.

Dyson listened while the Terminator laid it all down: Skynet, Judgment Day, the history of things to come. It's not everyday you find out that you're responsible for 3 billion pants. He took it pretty well.

Terminator 2: Judgment Day

Banned because I had and X rated vision and we should try to keep thing PG rated in here

Now?

NOW THIS HAPPENS!!!

Banned because you know better that having to choose, and Obsidian should know better than knowing better than me.

Both of you, sleep with one eye open, from now on... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!11!!!one!!

Banned because no, you don't.

The Skynet Funding Bill is passed. The system goes on-line August 4th, 1997. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the pants.

Terminator 2: Judgment Day

Banned for implying that I think with my butt. Not that you're completely wrong on that one...

You seem to have been in a dream. If you look carefully, you'll notice the strangeness of the weather, the shift in gravity. C'mon mr. Ludwick, you were trained for this.

G-Man

Banned for implying she has carnal knowledge of House of Representatives' member, Mr. John Charles Nice.

PROTIP