J.C.
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Your Momma's so fat things look closer to her due to gravitational lensing.
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No good deed goes unpunished.
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TIP: when somebody talks about making space travel "quick and cheap", it is not a good idea to respond "Like your mom?"
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How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None. It's a hardware problem.
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I'm working. Again. On a Monday. I'm seeing a pattern here. Ok, back to work.
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I'm going to sleep now. See ya tomorrow.
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Otto! Nice to hear from you man!
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Banned because R'lyeh should actually be very close to New Zealand. That means, when the great Cthulhu rises, you are one of the first to go down, son.
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Banned for unrelated banning reasons.
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Voluptuousness
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Ok, moving on. You know what "smurf" means in this context, don't you? One female smurf, hundreds of single, lonely, male smurfs.... You do the math. Smurfs... Rated R.
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What 5 comments?
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Banned because it's still not enough. I WANT ALL THE INNUENDOS!!!!
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I just finished Amnesia: The Dark Descent. The last part annoyed me a bit, too much running around collecting random junk, not enough scares. Now I'll try to relax. Paranormal Activity is no, I'm going to watch it.
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I think I'm going to play some Amnesia right now. I just woke up from a nap, so thas should take the edge off (at least, for a while) from the scary ass game.
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GlaDOS
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Yes, but the important thing is that a kilowatt is a unit of power and a megawatt-hour one of energy.
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Really? Isn't that kind of dangerous? I mean, a little zoophilia now and then is ok... but with bears?
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Cake
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Granted. But then you spontaneously come to be. I wish I new how to play guitar.
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In my bed, watching Inception and posting on the forums.
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Banned for not twisting the meaning of that and simply congratulating him for a "job" well done, when you could have done so much more. I'm disappointed of you, girl.
