J.C.

Your Momma's so fat things look closer to her due to gravitational lensing.

couldn't donate today; my blood pressure was too high. oh well, better luck next time.

No good deed goes unpunished.

TIP: when somebody talks about making space travel "quick and cheap", it is not a good idea to respond "Like your mom?"

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It's a hardware problem.

I'm working. Again. On a Monday.

I'm seeing a pattern here.

Ok, back to work.

I'm going to sleep now. See ya tomorrow.

Otto! Nice to hear from you man!

Banned because R'lyeh should actually be very close to New Zealand. That means, when the great Cthulhu rises, you are one of the first to go down, son.

Banned for unrelated banning reasons.

Voluptuousness

Ok, moving on.

You know what "smurf" means in this context, don't you? One female smurf, hundreds of single, lonely, male smurfs.... You do the math.

Smurfs... Rated R.

What 5 comments?

Banned because it's still not enough.

I WANT ALL THE INNUENDOS!!!!

I just finished Amnesia: The Dark Descent. The last part annoyed me a bit, too much running around collecting random junk, not enough scares.

Now I'll try to relax. Paranormal Activity is no, I'm going to watch it.

I think I'm going to play some Amnesia right now. I just woke up from a nap, so thas should take the edge off (at least, for a while) from the scary ass game.

GlaDOS

Yes, but the important thing is that a kilowatt is a unit of power and a megawatt-hour one of energy.

Really? Isn't that kind of dangerous? I mean, a little zoophilia now and then is ok... but with bears?

Cake

Granted. But then you spontaneously come to be.

I wish I new how to play guitar.

In my bed, watching Inception and posting on the forums.

Banned for not twisting the meaning of that and simply congratulating him for a "job" well done, when you could have done so much more. I'm disappointed of you, girl.