J.C.

I just got home, after the wedding of a coworker. It's 2:30 am.

EDIT: one hour later, I'm still here. And

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I couldn't find it You toy with us

Avatar army!!!!

Are you aware that one in every three reported crocodile attacks, is somehow related to the rabbit incident we mentioned earlier? And that the average stripper makes more money than a Fortune 500 CEO?

Are you aware that 58% of all reported shark attacks occur deep inland?

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I felt pretty bad yesterday. Today, I'm almost normal. Perhaps tomorrow I'll be all better.

Banned for revealing my secret scheme. Also, banned because I believe we scared Obsidian away with out weirdness. Again

Hey! Eyes forward mister. Quit talking to my butt!

And suddenly, cake.

Banned for not knowing what comes next. Deep in the night, you think everything's right. Tell it to yourself. Say it's just a nightmare. Something is telling you nothing can change where you are... again.

My bad!

Here you go. It's not exactly new, but it's a genuine speaker... of the house

Banned for not explaining to me what this "googling" thing you speak of is. I need some sort of search engine to look for it. Perhaps Altavista?

Billy! Turn that damn noise down!

Yeah, did you see the size of that burger?

Banned for using strange and ancient words I don't understand.

Not me. I'm too crazy for drugs. Or to moderate. Or to operate heavy machinery.

Chainsaws are ok though. I've used them twice in my life. Always though if one day I have a daughter, I will greet her boyfriends with the chainsaw slung over one shoulder when they come to visit.

Banned because Catherine is a succubus, not a lady of the night... well... I mean... she is... but not a... mhmm...

Pancakes?

And now, I'm dancing in my room. My dog is here. All hell is breaking loose.

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Banned because that's I just noticed your avatar has a test with a "0" on it. Would've studied more!

Those bastards! I will write a strongly worded letter. Or better, I will punish all ice cream-kind in you name. I will summon a terrible creature and bind ice creams to it. Behold!

Mhmm. Perhaps it's humanity I'm punishing.