J.C.

Banned because we can dance if we want to.

I did what you said. Now look what happened.

I'm coming for you and there's nothing you can do to forestall my judgement.

Zombie

Banned for having a big boobed demon chick avatar, also really cool.

Virus?

Panspermia

Banned for that's bad, that's dark.

First stage

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Second stage

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Third stage

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Final stage

Loop

You.

Typo

Banned because we need a dispenser here!

Banned for not reading Dune books.

Heisenberg goes to a marriage counselor. He says, "I'm having problems pleasing my wife. Every time I get up any momentum, she says I've got the position wrong. Every time I manage to get into position, I can't get any momentum going!"

Banned because you weren't supposed to.

Banned because I am full of it.

Banned for being grateful.

Planking on my bed. You know? Laying horizontal.

Banned for calling him a line.

Time to go home and lay horizontal for a while.

Then, maybe play some Amnesia.

Banned because so it's Pepsi.

Why am I never the best at anything?

Mhmm. Does being the best at not being the best count as being the best at something?

Banned because on October 15, 2011 Accursed Farms was attacked by deadly ninjas, they took over the forum games, thus, you declared October 15 to be a new holiday! Ninja day!

I just got home. I had a pretty good evening. Although, not as good as the groom, I believe