J.C.

Let's combine my last two jokes:

- Heisenberg and Schrödinger are driving in a car and they get pulled over. The police officer asks, “Do you know how fast you were going?”. Heisenberg says, “Well, not really, but I can tell you exactly where I was”. The officer thinks that this peculiar response is grounds for a search, finds a dead cat in the trunk, and says, “Do you guys know that there’s a dead cat in your trunk?” and Schrodinger says, “Well, I do now!”

Ok, ok. That was bad. How about this one:

- As my chemistry teacher always said, if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

Or this:

- A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Give me ten times the number of drinks everybody in here is drinking." And the bartender says, "Now that, my friend, is an order of magnitude."

Pondering things.

Banned for being wrong right.

Banned because I thought you were a sniper.

We're gonna be taking pictures of each other and... improving them, per se, using photoshop to remove skin blemishes, wrinkles, acne, etc. Make us look like we can be in Hollywood. XD

Picture! Picture!

Currently, I'm waiting for 6 o'clock to go home. It's been a loooooooong Monday, as Mondays usually are.

Then, I think I might hit the gym an run from my problems for a while.

Hey, me too (the watching and the loving it parts).

Before that, I was watching Kane's Mind. Not bad. I think I might go all the way with it.

Alouette, gentille Alouette

Alouette, je te plumerai

Je te plumerai la tête

(Je te plumerai la tête)

Et la tête

(Et la tête)

Alouette

(Alouette)

O-o-o-oh

I just played Amnesia: The Dark Descent for an hour and a half. I'm feeling deeply paranoid.

Just finished Mirror's Edge. Now I think I might eat something and then take a nap.

You underestimate how dirty my mind is. Believe me when I say some of the thing's I've caught myself fantasizing about can make quite a few people cringe.

I'm gonna need written proof of that.

Meanwhile

I'm wondering what to play next... I think I'll try to finish Mirror's Edge now.

You like that strike don't you J.C.

"I'm going to play Call of Duty"

you could say

"I'm going to play Call of Duty kill bits of my soul"

What? Wearing dark clothes? Mhmm. Well, people have laughed at me and I happened to be wearing dark clothes, but I'm not sure that was the reason.

Do you enjoy having nightmares?

There's a simple explanation for all those things.

Well, Happy Birthday Srake!

If you take the fact that it's your birthday,

+ no apocalypse on Friday

+ you were the first winner of the Super mega awesome accursed farms giveaway lotto

+ that German satellite that was reentering the atmosphere today has not landed on top of you yet.

I would say you had a pretty good year.

Have some cake!

Well, you could do that with a "cheats enabled" button, like Ross used to in the beginning of Freeman's Mind, when he wanted to give the impression of putting away his weapon but instead switched to one with invisible textures.

Unlimited power.

Have you ever seen a ghost?

Yeah, I noticed she was staring very intensely to some point up and to the left. I guess there was some sort of script on a screen or piece of paper. I guess she was too focused on reading that.

Deviled eggs: scary.

Banned because I DO look good in cutoffs

Never heard of her (I'm going to stick with "her" as opposed to "him", I believe that's what she would like), but her argument seemed pretty well though out. I think I'll watch a couple more of her videos.

Banned for confusing me with multiple negatives and disclaimers. Also, banned for not being a hot girl. And finally, banned for not knowing how to respond to that last ban.

I didn't

Ok, here's another.

Mrs. Schroedinger to Mr. Schroedinger: What the hell did you do to the cat? It looks half dead!

Banned for being proud and for having a scary ass avatar.

I'm sorry, but you are going about that the wrong way. First, you need to get yourself to mars. Then, wait until the UAC begin their teleportation experiments. And remember, as Doom 3 has shown us, there's no duct tape on mars. Otherwise, you would be able to use some to fix a freaking flashlight to your weapons.

I want to achieve world domination. What should I do first?

Banned because being in denial is the first sign of addiction.