J.C.

Banned for ban addiction.

I found this, it's hilarious.

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I would add the "cheats enabled" button to your poll. That way you can set God mode, All weapons, All achievements, etc.

Posting random stuff, just so I can use strike Watching Kill Bill Vol. 2

EDIT: now, I'm going to shut down for the day. It's 2:34.

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25! 25 people I've driven to advanced alcoholism! you're welcome

Hey! Since when is strike enabled?

This is so awesome! I'm mildly pleased.

Maybe this diagram can account for that.

Or maybe it's just a glitch.

I tend to lean towards that explanation.

I also tend to lean against walls, cars and trees. Like so

What the hell is body wash? Who comes up with this things? I demand an answer! Right now! Or at your earliest convenience!

Five hours later, I've successfully kicked the Cyberdemon's ass.

I'm going to rest for a little while, maybe make myself a sandwich.

I'm going to play Doom 3 until I finish that game. Yeah. That's what I'm going to do.

No, it's not .

For instance, while I can draw this without much effort.

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I will never be able to create something like your last drawing. That is not something you can learn, it's a natural skill, a direct result of how your brain is wired for creativity, visual processing and motor skills. Mine is pretty good at problem solving, math and spatial comprehension, but that's it.

Anyway, enough self pity. Be sure to post pictures of your first art show .

I woke up about 2 hours ago. Played with my dog, had breakfast, watched a couple of episodes of "The new adventures of Old Christine", remember having a dream about some sort of company event that included a row of naked female masseurs giving massages to people, and now I've decided to draw a little. I'll be back when the drawing is ready.

Global warming.

Just finished Metro 2033. I need to rest for a while. That game just messes you up.

If I recall correctly, he lives in the Netherlands. So as I understand, he's now officially on October 22nd (1:36 am, according to world clock).

I'm now resting, after successfully stopping the apocalypse. You can all thank me later.

Anyone know what is the next date for the end of the world? December 21st, 2012? I need to gather some supplies.

Great episode as usual. That makes two awesome things today: no apocalypse and a new FM.

Are you going to put up the download for Ep. 38 as well in mkv?

WHAT!

I'm having dinner and... *shock* an energy drink?

I'm currently escaping from some sort of demon that's coming after me.

It's been a very apocalyptic day.

I'm currently being chased by zombies.

Today I woke up to the radio alarm clock playing "The hangman's song".

Armageddon time is coming soon,

the fires will turn us all into dust.

And we will be judged one last time,

you, your son and me.

So I hit the snooze button. 5 minutes later, REM's "It's the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine)" was on.

Save yourself, serve yourself.

World serves its own needs, listen to your heart bleed.

Tell me with the rapture and the reverent in the right - right.

You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright light, feeling pretty psyched.

It's the end of the world as we know it.

It's the end of the world as we know it.

It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

I finally decided it was time to get up, turned the radio off and went to the bathroom to take a shower. As I dried my hair, I happened to notice the sky was covered in dark clouds. Ominous sound of thunder could be heard in the distance and a flock of rather large birds could be seen flying in the distance.

"How peculiar" I said to myself. “The thunder sounds like a huge trumpet and those birds almost look like winged humans”.

As I was dressing, I turned on the TV. Someone was saying that NASA was in emergency launch preparations, following the detection of a previously unknown asteroid heading straight for our planet.

"I saw that movie" I mused.

As I got inside my car, I noticed some men wearing strange outfits walking down the street. They almost looked like level 4 bio-hazard suits.

"Must be a Halloween thing" I though. "But wait. Isn't Halloween still a week away?" I asked myself.

Then, I saw them drag one of my neighbors out of his house. The man appeared unconscious and was covered in what must have been red paint. It was pouring from his mouth, eyes and nose. I guess he was cold, since they wrapped him some sort of black plastic cover and zipped it all the way up.

"That looks like a serious hangover" I said out loud, as I drove away "Must have been some party".

I turned on the radio. Someone was talking about an emergency situation at the Large Hadron Collider and how that could lead to the appearance of strangelets.

"Funny name" I commented, and changed the station, just as a report of rapidly rising sea levels due to cataclysmic climate changes were coming on.

Then, when I came to a red light, the strangest thing happened: a man walked slowly pass my car... with half of his face ripped off. Clearly he had been on some sort of car accident and was in need of medical attention. Fortunately, he fell on top of a gentleman that was passing by who, in turn, began applying a weird version of CPR, just as the light turned green.

I continued driving and noticed a lot of people seemed to be running in all directions. I wondered if there was some sort of sporting event going on, but couldn't recall of any being announced.

As I entered the parking lot of my office building, I noticed very few cars inside. As it was still early, I didn't think too much of it. I got out and walked all the way to the entrance. The guard was lying down, probably taking a nap.

"Slacker" I muttered under my breath.

I got up to my office without running into anyone else.

“Oh well, it’s Friday” I concluded.

So I decided to come here and write all this down.

Wait.

What thread is this?

What!

End of the world on the 21st!

But TODAY is the the 21st!

That would mean….

[Carrier lost: autoposting]

Going to sleep. See you all tomorrow. Remember, it's the Apocalypse, so be prepared.

Banned because potatoes can power an A.I.

Banned because if you were, I would buy you a beer. And maybe, some chips.