J.C.

Oh my. People seem to be a little down today. Well, I would like to point out the following.

@Blue: although English is not my primary language, I don't find your posts particularly difficult to follow. A bit convoluted sometimes perhaps, but that's just your style (i.e. a direct reflection of a complex, multilevel thought process). Don't be discouraged by the lack of a widespread response to your inputs. I for once will always try to reply and contribute, if the subject is of interest to me of course, I don't just post for the sake of posting. Also, the invitation to join me in a signature game (in this one or the others that will follow) is of course always open.

@Doom Shepherd: someone once said I had the emotional depth of a puddle (and a shallow one at that). Also, some guys at the office joked a few years ago that I did not go out for lunch, I plugged myself to an USB port to recharge. So I understand what you're saying. But! I've seen your picture (the one where you have a big bear smile) and read your posts: I think you're OK. It's not that you're encased in a 2 foot thick titanium-niobium alloy armour: you and I are probably the oldest guys in this forums, we've been beaten a little longer by life, and this it's only the natural shell that comes with it. The soft creamy center is still there.

@BTGbullseye: you can try to get all the negative rep you want, ask the mods for a "flame me" thread or wonder if anyone's willing to ship you to an active combat zone, but you don't fool me, my friend. You're one the good guys, like it or not. Oh, also, I give you credit for the 2 foot thick titanium-niobium alloy armour thing.

Not necessarily a good one, but a plan it is.

That's what she said.

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Did I use that correctly? I'm always a bit confused when you guys start with your coitus stuff.

Right now I'm just sitting here wondering why there are 10 people on my Steam friends list online, but not a one of them is playing on my dedicated server.

Currently I'm at work, sorry. In a few hours, I'll give it a shot.

EDIT: I tried it. Only Alphabetagamma was there at the moment. Then I played some DOOM 3, got scared, came back here to see what was going on.

Banned for living in New Zealand and not being personal friends with Otto.

Is someone wants a particular tag, the forum's issues and improvements thread is a good start. Or as Blue said, you can PM Jexius. Be warned, he works in mysterious ways .

It's lunch time. So I guess I'll go and have lunch. Yeah, that sounds like a plan.

Banned because I want to, but I can't make it on Friday at that time.

- You want a Coke with that?

Banned for not giving me the IP to your dedicated server.

Granted, but you are still not happy with that result.

I wish an alien ship landed on my backyard.

Going to sleep. I'm not sick anymore... Not physically, at least.

Good night...

Sleep tight...

Don't let the bedbugs bite...

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I'm serious: teach their punk asses not to mess with you... with a chainsaw

Oh, you're right . My bad .

Did you get all the references though? Kiefer Sutherland, the bad guy from Phone booth, is a very versatile actor.

"I liked how Jack Bauer saved the day in the end" -> 24

"The thing I don't understand is why was he taking other people's identities" -> Taking lives

"as a vampire" -> The Lost Boys

"he didn't need to play with Julia Roberts that resuscitation game" -> Flatliners

"in the west with Billy the Kid." -> Young Guns, Young Guns II

has anyone seen the movie "phone booth"? its very fucking good. for those who haven't its about a piece of shit publicist, cheats on his wife, lies like its his religion, etc. anyway a sniper traps him in a phone booth, holds him at gunpoint..er reticle point...and makes him confess all the shit he's ever done. yea i just watched it and i have nothing else to chat about. sue me. lol but i recommend it.

Yeah, I liked how Jack Bauer saved the day in the end (I know half the city got nuked, but hey, he saved the other half). The thing I don't understand is why was he taking other people's identities... as a vampire, he didn't need to play with Julia Roberts that resuscitation game in the west with Billy the Kid.

Yes, I can see how trying to implement variable envelope return paths upside down could lead to some armonics in the power supply, that would mess up some UPS's and give off a nasty odor.

Also

Granted, but then you go blind.

I wish I could fly.

Banned because it's not, since 30 seconds later, she looks like this

I'm not being quiet. Who are you talking to? About that pizza, are we going to order or what?

Granted, but now you're not.

I wish for worldwide domination.

Banned for encouraging the use of pictures in a text only forum game.

Off topic, but I just established a new law!

Archer's Law: As an internet discussion continues, the probability of a My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic reference occurring approaches 1.

I personally like this one: "On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero". (Fight Club)

Banned for I know you did, don't try to deny it.

I think something got funked up last night, I was browsing the forums around midnight and was unable to post or reply to anything. Everything seems to be working ok now though.

Banned because your signature seems to indicate that the skeleton is called Axeldeath and there is some sort of non soft tissue in it's crotch called Steve

Banned because I should play TF2 against you in your sig.

 

Yes, I know that's impossible.

Banned because that's not impossible and maybe someday it will happen