J.C.

Guns and family... It's all you need.

Mhmmh. I guess I can post my current signature, since some people don't see it.

Knock Jerry unconscious and take his parachute.

I would start a pyramid scam

What would you do if you were abducted by aliens.

Hi there. Pull up a chair. Have some fun. Please remember to obey the laws of thermodynamics at all time (that means no causality violations within out historic light cone, you hear? Don't make me get the Eschaton... Seriously, we really don't need the sun going nova on us).

You mean something like this?

A bit too orange for my taste.

I'm more of a dark green kind of guy.

Although since I'm slightly color-blind, I'm not too reliable on the matter.

A man is flying in a hot air ballon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: "Excuse me, can you help me? I was supposed to meet a friend 30 mins. ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man below says: "Yes. You are in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42 degrees N. latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees W. longitude."

"You must be an engineer." says the balloonist.

"I am." replies the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost."

The man below says "You must be a manager."

"I am." replies the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well", says the man. "You don't know where you are, or where you are going. You have made a promise which you have no idea how to keep and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in the exact same position you were in before we met, but now it is somehow MY fault."

Banned for using John Freeman (who is Gordon Freeman's brother) in your signature.

I ended up playing Batman Arkham Asylum. Nice graphics, gameplay seems a little too dumbed down for my taste.

Banned for not eating.

I think I'll play some Doom 3 now

Yeah... I'm guessing dragon green is more of your colour

Whoa...

I think I'll start by listing my reactions when I saw this thread:

- Incredulity

- Happiness

- Embarrassment

- Panic

- Pure and undiluted cosmic horror

- Unnatural calmness

Seriously now, I really appreciate the though . But I'd like to keep things in perspective. The reason I hang around here is because I enjoy Ross' work and I like to interact with the people that use these forums. I believe in being polite, trying to be helpful and keeping things interesting, if at all possible. So, if Ross ever need me to be a mod, that would be cool. And if not, that's fine too. I swear I will not, in any way, try to conjure an impossibly ancient evil demigod to lay waste on this Earth.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

-Dr. Insano, yes, good man, met him last year at an orthodontists convention.

Yeah, parents are funny that way. They want you to keep your plans, even when they're having heart surgery.

Well, for what is worth, I hope he makes a full recovery.

Mhmm. That's a unicorn. Weird.

Maybe someday I'll watch that show. See what the fuss is about.

They are all very good (amazingly good would be a better description). You should be (if you're not already, I really don't know anything about you besides from the fact that you live in Poland... and I believe I read somewhere that you are a female) working for Marvel or DC, or having your own art show on some gallery.

I was actually commenting on the fact that you seem to draw only dragons and was wondering where all that came from. Why not... I don't know... frogs. Or fruit. Or landscapes.

Keep in mind that "I like dragons, now STFU and enjoy the drawings" is a perfectly good answer

Who's Rarity?

Good idea: linking your images. Not attaching them.

Like a boss!

Burn down the office

- That's good. Just out of curiosity, do you happen to know what that huge vortex in the sky is?