J.C.

I just bought Clive Barker's Jericho for USD 2.49.

I know it's old, but for 2 and a half dollars...

Singer Amy Winehouse found dead

http://edition.cnn.com/2011/SHOWBIZ/celebrity.news.gossip/07/23/amy.winehouse.dies/index.html

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14262237

(CNN) -- Singer Amy Winehouse, infamous for erratic public behavior, arrests and drug problems, was found dead at her apartment in London Saturday, her publicist confirmed. She was 27. Her death came less than two months after her latest release from a rehabilitation program and weeks following a disastrous performance where she was booed off a Belgrade, Serbia, stage by disappointed fans.

I liked her music, but her personal life was a royal mess. This is such a waste. It's really ironic that while having such talent, a lot of money and beauty (if you look at her earlier photos, you'll see she used to be a very attractive and voluptuous woman) you can self destruct like this.

Tomorrow is the day! Post now or fall forever... well, not really.

I'm a/an...

Fav. color!

[_] Red = loud

[X] Green = stupid

[_] None = freaky beast

[_] Orange = gorgeous

[_] Yellow = innocent

[_] Purple = a little too happy

[_] Black = emo

[_] Brown = funny

[_] Gray = skanky

[_] Pink = preppy

[_] Blue = sweaty

[_] White = sexy

[_] Other = hot

What kind of bottom half are you wearing?

[_] Shorts = cutie

[_] Skirt/skort = skank

[_] Corduroy = faggot homosexual

[_] Skinny jeans = scene kid

[_] Ripped jeans = emo

[_] Cammo = cage fighter

[_] Jeans = prep

[_] Cargo = clown

[x] Sweats = athlete

[_] Boxers = brat

[_] Booty shorts = female

[_] Capris = Gangster

[_] Nothing = hoe

[_] Dickies = weirdo

[_] Bikini bottoms = tiki girl

[_] Other = sex addict

What is your natural hair color?

[_] Auburn = that every one wants to make out with

[_] Blonde = with a broken heart

[_] Black = with a sexy smile

[_] Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend

[_] Red = that likes to have fun

[x] Brown = who loves to be different

[_] Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes

[_] Bald = with herpes

[_] Other = with a nice ass

Pick the month you were born on:

[_] 1 = who ate

[_] 2 = who needed

[_] 3 = who killed

[_] 4 = who shot

[_] 5 = who killed

[_] 6 = who smoked with

[_] 7 = who farted on

[_] 8 = who ran shirtless with

[_] 9 = who got stabbed horribly by

[x] 10 = who cuddled with

[_] 11 = who slept with

[_] 12 = who ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on:

[_] 01 = a french fry

[_] 02 = a dog

[_] 03 = a shoe

[_] 04 = a toothbrush

[_] 05 = Santa Claus

[_] 06 = The Trojan man

[_] 07 = Barny the dinosaur

[_] 08 = a prostitute

[_] 09 = a porn star

[_] 10 = a bag of weed

[_] 11 = a lover

[_] 12 = a glass of milk

[_] 13 = a horse

[_] 14 = a lesbian

[_] 15 = Michael Jackson

[_] 16 = a pickle

[_] 17 = a jew

[_] 18 = a condom

[_] 19 = an orange

[_] 20 = a dildo

[_] 21 = a homeless guy

[_] 22 = a whore

[_] 23 = my crush

[_] 24 = an easter egg

[_] 25 = a jar of honey

[_] 26 = a homo

[_] 27 = a bowl of cereal

[_] 28 = the kool-aid man

[_] 29 = a stripper

[_] 30 = Paris Hilton

[x] 31 = YOUR MOM

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing

[x] White = because I love marijuana

[_] Black = because im sexy as hell

[_] Pink = because the naked cowboy told me to

[_] Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs

[_] Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous

[_] Polka Dots = because I hate my life

[_] Purple = because I'm gay

[_] Gray = because I got dared

[_] Other = because that's how I roll

[_] Green = because I'm good in bed

[_] Orange = because I smoke crack

[_] Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose

[_] Brown = because I had to

I'm a stupid athlete who loves to be different who cuddled with YOUR MOM because I love marijuana.

(any mods around? Could you please move this to the forum games section?)

Me too.

Banned for soaring majestically through the air like an eagle piloting a blimp.

Banned because now I understand why I had a sudden sense of deja vu when I wrote that... (I seem to be slightly feverish right now).

In bed. My throat hurts. Might be coming down with a cold.

Banned for not spawning more overlords.

Going home. Finally.

Banned because that's a good word and I'm pushing for it to be used more often in everyday conversations.

Banned because you didn't remind him of that on time, choosing instead to villainously ban him for that.

I decided to make this topic to discuss breaking news. I'll start with this one.

Giant blast hits government buildings in Oslo, Norway

http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/07/22/blast-rips-through-norways-capital-injuries-reported/

From the article "One explosion happened near a government building housing the office of Prime Minister Jens Stoltenberg, said the reporter, Linda Reinholdsen. Another hit near the Norwegian parliament".

"A U.S. official says it is too soon to tell what caused the explosion in Oslo or whether it is a terrorist attack. The possibility of terrorism is always a concern because of the ongoing threat from al Qaeda to launch attacks in Europe."

This is truly shocking. Norway is probably the last place I would have though something like this could happen.

Banned for assuming he did that on purpose.

What about this one?

Right now, I'm preparing for another day at work. Luckily it's Friday.

Mhmm. I don't speak English, so I wouldn't know...