J.C.

Working. It's 3:43 pm here. Only 2 hours 17 minutes to go.

Banned for hiding your love for 8 bits under fancy words.

Banned for not setting the record straight and openly declaring your love for 8 bits.

Banned because that one should have gone in the boobs thread... and in all other thread... billboards on the streets... newspapers...

I'm home. Time for some quality time in Dead Space.

At the airport. Half and hour to go until my flight back home.

Going to an interesting place?

Banned for using an overused meme! You win

Banned for pointing that out.

My work here is done. Now I have to wait 3 hours until I can fly back home...

I can't wait for the day when we have bases on both of Mars' moons and can safely conduct teleportation experiments there. Oh... wait...

You should post your duck also. I said DUCK.

Banned for not suggesting it.

Banned for suggesting inappropriate behaviour with his pet squirrel.

Hi! Grab a chair, smash it on someone's head. Welcome to the madness. You seem to hail from Nottingham. Say hello to the sheriff for me.

Banned for not wishing him a happy birthday.

Mhmm. 1337. Nice. I was thinking maybe posts number 1000, 1234 and 1337.

Im currently waiting. After getting up at 5:00 am and catching a plane. Only five more hours until my presentation.

Lady Luck will choose. Everyone who posts gets one chance. It's up, go check it out.

Banned for agreeing.

I'm going to bed soon. Tomorrow I have to get up at 5:00 am, take a plane, wait for 5 hours, give a 3 hour presentation, wait for 2 hours, take a plane, come back home

There. Now's at 30. Happy birthday

Ladies and gentlemen, this is my 666th post. To commemorate such a momentous and inherently evil occasion, I've decided to institute The Super Mega Awesome Accursed Farms Giveaway Lottery. The rules are simple: 1) I'm giving away one Steam game (yes, for free! ). Nothing fancy, something in the 5 - 10 USD price range. 2) All you need to do to be eligible, is comment in this thread (once will do, if you do it more times it will still count only as one entry) and have a Steam account. 3) The winner will be selected using an advanced random number generator algorithm (this means no direct intervention or possible bias from me) this Sunday. I'll post the results and then PM the winner in order to select the game and proceed to the purchase (the winner can also choose to wait until a game of his/her interest is on sale, I'll do my best to comply with his/her wishes). 4) If I don't get a reply from the winner within 3 calendar days from the announcement, I'll declare the results void and proceed to a new draw. I hope others, inspired by this, will continue after the current round is over (I know I will, sometime in the near future). DISCLAIMER: side effects may include disorientation, depersonalization, drowsiness, excessive perspiration, regurgitation, panic, decreased alertness and concentration, cherenkov radiation, flatulence, upside-down vision, levitation, euphoria, defenestration and temporary insanity, among others. Consult your physician before posting. The Super Mega Awesome Accursed Farms Giveaway Lottery is not for everyone.

This is my post number 665 My next post is going to be the Super Mega Awesome Accursed Farms Giveaway Lottery!

Banning for using list mode to list your reasons.