J.C.

General secretariat, please take note of the following statement for the record:

I would like to say that the judges have clearly received some sort of bribe by parties unknown and I refuse to acknowledge this result as a valid interpretation of the awesome qualities of my demotivational poster, which was made in a rampage of creativity one cold Monday night, after coming home from the gym.

Furthermore, I strongly protest to the fact that I was not offered a bribe of any sort. This is truly the crux of the matter: you should give your money to me, in exchange for fraudulent favors. I'm also willing to perform services that may be morally objectionable. But only with hot wealthy women. Sorry If this excludes a segment of the population, it's just the way I roll. You feel me?

I therefore decree that the judges will all be eradicated with extreme prejudice, should I ever become president, ruler or any kind of bribable public officer (I cannot stress this point enough: I will accept your money). If this does not come to pass, I will declare myself satisfied only after a seriously violent rant in the vent thread, or the inevitable loss of synapse that will follow after attending a screening of Transformers III.

J.C. out!

Working

On a Monday

I still have to go trough Left 4 Dead and Left 4 Dead 2... and other 20 games

Might get it if happens to be good enough and I find it on a Crazy Steam Sale.

Cold. Dark. Cloudy. No rain.

Winter. Yeah, right. Can't call this winter with about 15 days of half-assed rain a year. And almost no thunderstorms.

Like a boss!

Move this topic to the Forum Games section.

Banned for not liking the classics.

Money is of no importance... I will be amongst you... soon.

You guys are talking about that coitus thing again, right?

If so, yes, they are. We need a woman's point of view for comparison.

Banned for not saying what TES4 stands for.

Size and shape it does not lack

But does top, bottom, front, and back

A bending light around a bare tree,

Shining bright for all to see

A hammer.

Banned for being full of joy.

Just had Chinese food for lunch. Time to dismember some necromorphs.

Secondly, how in the hell did you miss the big glowing stores

 

I thought they were ammo stores, but I always had enough ammo. I only used it to upgrade my suit.

Since we're on that subject, I'm now using the level 4 suit, but haven't used any power nodes to upgrade my RIG (I've been focused on the weapons). Is it really worth it? Also, the upgrades will carry on to the level 5 suit, right?

Trying to convince myself I should get out of bed... It's 12:07.

Banned for breaking no laws.

I need some help with this game. Whenever I start it up, I get way too scared and shut it down maybe 10 minutes later, spending most of my time in the inventory screen, to scared to unpause the game. I've played a total of 1.5 hours over many, many sessions.

So how can I make this game playable? I can't play it currently, it's just too much. Is there some trick to making this game tolerable?

I hate to think I wasted 20 bucks on what really appears to be a well made game. I keep trying to play, I just can't take the mental strain. I keep trying to remind myself that it's not real and nothing in the game can hurt me, which sounds ridiculous, but it DOESN'T WORK. I still get way too scared and turn it off.

I haven't even encountered any sort of enemy in the game. I'm just overwhelmed with fear. Please, any sort of strategy to make this game playable would be appreciated.

Sorry. My strategy is to play and be scared .

I'm currently at the part where you get off the elevator (I'm playing about 8 games simultaneously, so it may be a while before a get back to this one).

I am willing to forgive the level designer for that terrible, terrible fight against the Regenerator and his minions in the locked room of blindingly flashing lights that Kendra just can not hack open unless I kill enough necromorphs.

That was a royal pain in the ass. Fortunately, I'm in hydroponics now.

Sleeping

Sleep-posting seems more like it...

You certainly keep yourself busy Ross. Take your time, have some fun. We can wait.

I also noticed an advertisement section was added to the main site

All I can say is SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We'll, I think it's appropriate to add here the poster I made for the presidential election.

And the duck I made for Ian.

Just got home from work. My GF has plans for tonight, so it looks like I'm heading for a Dead Space marathon...

Going to browse the forums for a while though.

Banned for using the Hyrule Crest in your avatar and desktop.