alphabetagamma

i'll add you to the list of very regrettable tattoos.

 

yea fanboy tattoos never pan out...unless it's a band that will never die. but t'v shows..eh gray area.

It's a anomalously successful show, maybe it won't die either ¯\(°_o)/¯. On the subject of tattoos, it just feels like a bad idea to me. Spending money to get an image poked into your skin, and you can't remove it unless you pay for an even more expensive and painful treatment. It's probably just because I have a fear of needles though.

You'll find out soon enough FGB...

 

I would probably follow the guide on Uncyclopedia

On combating tentacle monsters

Before they touch you on your vagina (your instant weakness point), you can attempt to fight the tentacle monster. When doing so, remember to:

-Always strike a pose: striking poses frightens tentacle monsters and in no way gives them the needed time to grab you and rip off your clothes.

-Always name your attacks: that way, you’ll know what attack you’re using (i.e. Moon Crescent Kiss!). This also in no way gives the tentacle monster foreknowledge regarding how to counter your attack.

-High-kick whenever possible (preferably toward the camera): A properly landed high-kick will slightly injure the massive forty foot monster. The kick should be strong enough to send a tear like thing running down the back of the monster's head.

-Use something sharp as a weapon, such as sword and axe. You can try to cut off those tentacles so you have a greater chance of not getting violated.

-Alternatively use a flamethrower. Fire does massive damage to the slimy outer layer of tentacle monsters.

What would you do if FGB found out what tentacle rape was?

Could you use windows vista to run a virtual machine of windows 7?

That doesn't make sense, you can't have an older run a newer OS (at least I don't think you could ) and even if you could why wouldn't you just upgrade outright?

maybe god created the big bang?

I can't even tell you how hard I LOL'd at that.

I'm not sure why you think that's impossible. The universe creating itself from nothing seems about as likely as god doing the same then creating our universe. I'm always disappointed at the superiority religious and non-religious people feel over each other, as if they've somehow already proved or disproved the existence of god and billions of other people are just ignorant.

Why not? I'm in serious need of a new background at this point myself.

AWW YEAH VINTAGE SANDVICH!!! SCREW YOU EVERYONE ELSE EXCEPT BLIGHTMARE! Thank you again by the way BUT AWW YEAH!!! CHECK THIS SHIT OUT!!! http://www.tf2items.com/id/Alphabetagamma

blightmare traded his white paint for it, I traded him 8 weapons out of gratitude. Ripoff? Probably, but I'm afraid I don't care.

I honestly never liked the PS2...

No.

No what? The PS2 was the worst of the Playstation consoles.

I never played much on the PS2 so I have no idea how good it was, but most sixth generation consoles weren't considered very good.

E=MC^2. Maybe

That was fast.

If the Sniper's aware, the Heavy would have to devote himself to staying away from certain areas, which would handicap him. As for Pyros, I said that Heavies usually win against them. -_-

I was saying that a good heavy can avoid snipers and destroy pyros at the same time

Just to steal this from Axeldeath, who linked showed me the update, http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/08/diamond-dogs-interview-byrpheros.html

So. Much. Want.

its not working....

Press alt+prt sc, then open paint and press ctrl+V, save it as a jpeg image and upload it either to imageshack or directly to the forum as an attachment.

Demo is a fun class to play if you can aim/predict, but Sniper, Medic, and Pyro remain my favorites.

I find pyro to be quite a boring class to play. What is fun with pyro though if pushing people off maps with altfire

I mainly just play him because he doesn't have any real counters if played decently, other than maybe a Heavy at close or medium range, and Heavies can easily be taken care of by a Sniper before they can get close.

 

That and Pyro is widely considered to be broken/UP. I love proving said consideration wrong by annihilating the enemy team.

A good heavy has no problem destroying pyros and avoiding snipers.

I WANNA VINTAGE SANDVICH!!!

Aww Jesus before the Mannconomy? I got my brother a shit load of Vintages... And he doesn't even play TF2...

I will give you 10,000,000 hugs and some actual weapons for a vintage sandvich. I'm getting desperate.

I think it would be easier to hire a hacker or maybe an assassin to get a vintage item out of you.

Someone better be willing to trade for a vintage sandvich, either that or I swear to god I'll make it my mission in life to destroy all life on earth. I'm not kidding I'll ****ing do it.

 

This obsession is reaching fever pitch. I'll trade my vintage sandvich for a PAX Deus Ex: Human Revolution TF2 Items code.

At this point I'm not sure whether you're a) Rubbing it in, b) Serious, c) Trolling, d) All of the above. In case you didn't know, LS has a large amount of vintage items doing nothing in his backpack, and is unwilling to trade for any of them. I hope you and your 5 vintage jarates are happy.

 

Seriously! All I want is a sandvich with blue text to rename! I'm offering way more than it's worth at this point.

Someone better be willing to trade for a vintage sandvich, either that or I swear to god I'll make it my mission in life to destroy all life on earth. I'm not kidding I'll ****ing do it.

 

I know the painting fails but it was done with a toothbrush so STFU

That's pretty good tooth brush or not...

All I wanted, was a vintage sandvich, that's it. For the colour, I was going to use a name tag on it. It was going to be nice.

 

 

AND THEN EVERYBODY ONLY HAD ONE AND WEREN'T WILLING TO TRADE AND THEN SOMEONE HAS TWO BUT THEY AREN'T WILLING TO TRADE ONE AND THEN SOMEONE ELSE ONLY HAS ONE AND I WON'T EVEN BOTHER ASKING THEM WHAT THE HELL MOTHER MORERADKAJSHDLAHDNM, VHSFKLEFHSKLEUYWPOE[PRU[230984-24=3RLKGFJGNV[39T7FO

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I would much rather have gotten just an update about HL3 than another Counter-Strike.

Adding Gabe Newell on steam. Hope his friends list isn't full, scared as hell for no reason.

 

EDIT: Aww, it's full

Hey everyone, I'm totally useless! So you can troll me all you want! ROFL! LMAO! BBQ!

 

Oh yeah, I never respond to people who have ponies in their signature. Bronies drive me IN-FUCKING-SANE!

*BAD POKER FACE*

Nice to meet you. As you can see I have no ponies in my signature. Only a fully grown unicorn pegasus princess. Nice to have you on the forums!

I didn't realize the ponies weren't anatomically correct.

 

Fuck, now I'm certainly not watching the show.

 

Seconded

So you aren't watching it for the lack of beastiality?

If they didn't have those eye lashes, that hair and a female voice i wouldn't know the difference between male and female pony :/

Well the animators were kind enough to not animate primary sexual characteristics, but the male ponies are usually slightly larger and have a different shaped face.