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Do you guys really eat in front of your computer?

Yes. I rarely eat anywhere else. Now that you mention it, I rarely do anything else. At least for the summer nowadays. That's what you get for making friends that always go away for the summer.

Nice rifle. Although considering that the total energy from sunlight hitting the earth is approximately 174 petawatts, or Tsar Bomba the most powerful device ever created by man being 210 petawatts, you'd essentially be detonating an extremely powerful nuclear warhead several inches from your face.

Bear in mind when trying to think of a counter to our weapon: If any of your machines attempt to block it or repel it in any way, it explodes violently, analogous to a nuclear explosion in both size and impact, while not affecting anyone with protection.

 

Our troops carry shields similar to the ones used by ancient Spartans, except much more effective and durable. The shields are resistant to radiation and explosions, if not immune. In fact, depending on the amount of hate in someone, the explosion has healing properties.

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Yes, entirely actually. You seem to think that any kind of shield could withstand those kind of energy levels. You would also require ~1 kilogram of matter and ~kilogram of anti-matter per shot (if the bursts last one second). And I would love to see you safely contain that much at all, never mind a container as small as a rifle. You would likely end up converting your "shield" directly into energy after your containment failed, which would be almost immediate.

God damnit! I forgot to post this! Whatever!

My engineers have been working fervently, as well.

That's right. A hate rifle. Each particle of the beam fired contains 180 petawatts of hate, and there are quadrillions of particles in each beam fired. The assault rifle is rapid fire, as well.

Nice rifle. Although considering that the total energy from sunlight hitting the earth is approximately 174 petawatts, or Tsar Bomba the most powerful device ever created by man being 210 petawatts, you'd essentially be detonating an extremely powerful nuclear warhead several inches from your face.

Why would I be on his killing list? O_o

Because you didn't come to my party! (or TF2 last friday!)

Hopefully you've finished season 1 otherwise that won't make as much sense.

Wow, I didn't know our ponengineers were that awesome. I know an individual with some pony aircraft, but they're still in production...

And therefore, Either Me or Epsilon would be like Samus.

Most likely me, because If Samus (me) is overloaded with Phazon (MLP) she's corrupted (Brainrape) and must expel Phazon (Using it against epsilon)

Wait, you're a girl? A badass hot girl maybe, but I thought you were a boy...

Did you know that as you grow older, time passes quicker? It's true, relatively speaking: your mental reference for a given amount of time shrinks relative to how much of your life it consists of. WHen you're six years old, one year is perceived as very long because it's 1/6th of your life, but this reference shrinks when you grow older, it's only 1/60th when you're sixty. The mental reference for a second also shrinks just like it does for a year. This dilation of perception is why it seems time passes faster on average as you age.

 

Did you know that dog farts are possibly the most atrocious smelling thing's that can be emitted from any living being?

 

I knew both of these, and I've learned the latter the hard way.

 

Did you know that if you went out into space, you would explode before you suffocated because there's no air pressure?

Did you know that there are at least two mistakes in that post? Firstly, it was Blue that mentioned the apparent dilation of time as you grow older not blightmare. Secondly, you would not "explode" in space. There would be a multitude of problems, but hypoxia would likely be the final cause of death.

Did you know you just got served?

I will end you if you link me there again. Seriously.

 

And of course I had to go and google the damned thing. I'm now scarred for life

And I'm back, my lovelies. Got boarded up in the worst hotel in the Sol system so I couldn't fight the good fight for a few days.

Huzzah! The great blightmare has returned! Flee before us, anti-bronies!

 

THEY HAUNT ME!!!

NOO STFU!!!1!1one! I'll always see them now! Don't make me send you to lemonparty again!

I see them in much more places, also.

and even though this isn't the right place to be posting this, NEW WINDOWS 7 LAPTOP!

Ha! He fell for it! Now, Axeldeath, do you still have the frequency for the C4?

Pop Corn... Cop Porn...

I actually made a Freudian slip like that once when I was about 7, asked my sister to pass the "porn cops" instead of the "Corn Pops"

Tried to play Gmod with Username/NOT MAI PROLLEM!/How many times have I changed m/20% Sniper/I am painis/You just did it WRONG!/Rule 34/@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@2/Accursed Farmer/Son, I am/Fr, but it ended up with some random crashes/lag. I am dissapoint.

I can't stop seeing the "L" in the top left corner of cobblestone on Minecraft.

I see nothing

Well at least the GIF for his avatar isn't addicting enough to spend hours staring at it.

Unless I do this

 

MESMERIZING

That's perfect

You have sat through 1337 spins!

(And no, not meatspin)

Half Life: Source. It was so weird, yesterday I was just chatting on Steam when HL:S just appeared on my games list ready to download. I've checked my email and no one gifted it to me so how did I get it?

I know how you got it

Okay, I've played almost 100 hours of TF2 and I still have no idea. WHAT IS A MINICRIT?

To the googlemobile!

Mini-Crits add an extra 35% damage to a weapon's base-damage — more accurately, they ensure that a weapon does at least 135% its base damage. Like normal critical hits, they ignore damage fall off, but unlike critical hits, they are still given ramp-up at close range and random spread. Full crits override mini-crits. Like full crits, mini-crits will have a glowing red outline in their kill icons.

Eating a bagel with creme cheese and drinking tap water. Some of the cleanest tap water in the world btw.

Has anyone else noticed a white dot in the top left corner of J.C.'s avatar?

It was fun, but everyone seemed to want to talk at the same time so I couldn't hear anything... Nobody really told me what Jarate really did.

You throw the jar at enemies and anyone in the AOE takes minicrits. It also puts out fires on friendly players.

Moonbase Alpha with Username and Epsilon. It took us (me) 2 hours to repair the station, mainly because the only real reason we were playing was to spam the text-to-speech chat.

Yeah, fun while it lasted. I managed to backstab/headshot some of you, but mostly I was left in the dust.

It would have been nice with an AF only server, WHY MUST IT ALWAYS BE DIFFICULT?!

I think you mean Manestream...

Harry Potter is not a pony.