alphabetagamma

Unfortunately, you are on the way to destruction.

There was once three tomatoes in Mexican-held territory which was located around the border of new new microwave. They planned a mission for invading Earth, suddenly a pirate starship, piloted by Captain Figunaye, appeared in the twisted transistor. "Photon cannons, ready?" Asked the captain, "Affirmative, cannons charged", said the spork. "Fire at Will!". A big explosion and an implosion never happened, it was a lie. The mysterious starship "Destroyeetyall" was approaching fast from the planet of the mint mouth washers-

Tomatojoe's dream ended. Pissed off, he slapped some dude into face because he was yelling "Medic! Medic! MEDIC!!!" But medic never went to Detroit. He was on a plane to Okinawa and he had no time or money for meeting Henry Ford because he needed anything but a bad-ass animated crowbar that Gordon Freeman could use for brushing his teeth. He was professional when it came to dental hygiene, but never learned

Most of us don't have Photoshop, and even if I did my artistic ability is matched only by certain comatose individuals.

 

Try using GIMP. It's free and very powerful.

I actually have GIMP, I've only used it to resize and convert images though.

How's this?

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What, no ponnies?

Look down

Banned for activating my trap card

I was JK, but you have to admit, if you play Guile's theme with that it does not fit. And now that you told everyone not to click the link, everyone's going to click it

Why would you say that?

Charlie the unicorn may have a spare liver. Kidneys are gone though.

Banned for really creeping me out.

New mission statement: "every other party's talking about ‘change’. We will not change a thing, we will stay the course. Read my lips: 'No new ideas.'”

Guile's theme does not fit everything

Just watch it... Just don't stop at the first episode... I didn't really even like the first episode all that much... It definitively was not my favorite.

Agreed, I watched the first two episodes because I thought it was funny, and then

Fortunately, you don't need a bandanna for anything important.

Screw it, Blue change my party to the Neo-Rino party. Better I do something really badly, then do mediocre.

VALVe said that they have a system for dealing with this problem.

Yeah, they say that, but they're lying through their teeth...

From what I understand, it works in a brutally practical manner. I don't know the terminology for the system, but it works something akin to "You get merits for coaching and users recommending you, or assisting other players, whereas you get demerits for doing things that get you kicked out of servers, gagged, banned and so on. Users that have lots of demerits will get features taken away and will have to pay money for them to get them back. Like the ability to use text-chat, voice-chat, sprays, crafting, etc." Something along those lines.

That means nothing if you can just make a new account.

u forgot something:

 

More people playing it=More trolls, douchebags, hackers, griefers and dumbarses. happened to me in every single valve server.

It's not just that there's more people, the fact that it's free makes bans effectively worthless. All you would have to do is make a new account.

Fortunately, so are you

I'm thinking about forming a Neo-Rhinoceros party... The last one was pretty good

I don't know

I feel like that picture could easily have been done in MSpaint

also, it uses a template

It was more satirical than serious. Most of us don't have Photoshop, and even if I did my artistic ability is matched only by certain comatose individuals.

How's this?

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Good Idea: Giving people with good posts +rep

Banned for making a mistake

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