alphabetagamma

"I attack the darkness!"

Did you know that a byte is not a unit of mass, and the "weight" of the components storing the information would make the mass relative to the technology being used?

If that base wasn't yours, explain the ponies inhabiting it.

Hmm...

Also, our spies are immune to love and toleration. That's why they're coldblooded assassins.

That's what they thought.

Did you know that a single terrabyte of porn is WAY too much porn?

Did you know that "terra" means earth and tera means trillion? Did you know that the computer Jeopardy! Watson, had over 15 Terabytes of RAM?

Actually I'm a fan of a lot of things on Youtube such as FPSRussia, PaperBatVG, The Yogscast, etc

FPSRussia is awesome, unfortunately I'm "from a small bitch country that doesn't allow assault rifles"(except for the small part).

Sorry thats a little off topic...

Doesn't really matter. There's no real topic for this thread more of theme. If what you say has any relation at all to the show, I don't care. If you like the show, then it comes from a fan and it's related.

Banned for thinking that a man can't take on a tank

Banned for thinking that a tank needs steroids

Everybody knows that the only that go on youtube are ponies

 

There should obviously be a 'reason' and an 'I' in that sentence...

 

Everybody knows that the only REASON that I go on youtube are ponies

Few things make me laugh like that, and it's true too! What else would anyone want to watch Youtube?

Unnecessary "graphic" violence. That's why I don't play GTA and why I never bought MW2, killing civilians does nothing for the gameplay or storyline.

The way you put "raising an army" makes me feel like some sort of epic war hero, like the Warden in Dragon Age.

Seems more like a Gordon Freeman thing.

So we all know that one third plus two thirds equals three thirds or one, but if we look at one third and turn it into a decimal then we get .3333333333333 repeating. Now if we do the same to two thirds we get .66666666 repeating. Now 3 plus 6 equals 9, so .333333333 plus .666666666 equals .999999999, not 1, how's this possible?

Because .999999etc is equal to one.

These are pretty cool as well

I think I'm voting for either Doom Shepherd or Blue...

But you know you're voting for me

My party is almost ready. I know you're all excited

Banned for using my reason.

How do people become Bronies so easily...? After 4 episodes, you love a show for little girls...

And you have actually watched how much? It's awesome!

(Hmm, I'm starting to think this should have been posted in the MLP:FiM thread)

Don't ye worry, bronieh! the redcoats are coming to aid ye!

 

The calvary for the calvary is here!

We can be civil. 'S all good.

Interval 00

It is impossible to say how first the idea entered my brain, but, once conceived, it haunted me day and night. Object there was none. Passion there was none. I loved the little monster. He had never wronged me. He had never given me insult. For his progress chart I had no desire. I think it was his eye! Yes, it was this! One of his eyes resembled that of a vulture -- a pale pink eye with a film over it. Whenever it fell upon me my blood ran cold, and so by degrees, very gradually, I made up my mind to take the life of the little monster, and thus rid myself of the eye for ever.

 

 

Now this is the point. You fancy me mad. Madmen know nothing. But you should have seen me. You should have seen how wisely I proceeded -- with what caution -- with what foresight, with what dissimulation, I went to work! I was never kinder to the little monster than during the whole week before I killed him. And every night about midnight I pulled up the bookmark to his image and opened it oh, so gently! And then, when I had made an opening sufficient for my browser, I put in a socket all closed, closed so that no code was executed, and then I thrust in my browser. Oh, you would have laughed to see how cunningly I thrust it in! I moved it slowly, very, very slowly, so that I might not disturb the little monster's sleep. It took me an hour to place my whole browser within the opening so far that I could see him as he lay upon his progress chart. Ha! Would a madman have been so wise as this? And then when my browser was well in the site I undid the socket cautiously -- oh, so cautiously -- cautiously (for the hard drive creaked), I undid it just so much that a single thin ping fell upon the vulture eye. And this I did for seven long nights, every night just at midnight, but I found the eye always closed, and so it was impossible to do the work, for it was not the little monster who vexed me but his Evil Eye. And every morning, when the day broke, I went boldly into the site and spoke courageously to him, calling him by name in a hearty tone, and inquiring how he had passed the night. So you see he would have been a very profound little monster, indeed, to suspect that every night, just at twelve, I looked in upon him while he slept.

The Tell Tale Heart?

 

Your ponies will be assimiliated. They will adapt to serve us.

Why, yes! Doom Shepherd is correct!

Banned for using fake tags

Plastic is not more durable than cotton-fiber paper.

I don't know what the polymer is but I don't think it's normal plastic

Please don't use that word zakalak. Anyways I don't even remember what I said, something actually constructive to the topic though.

Banned for calling a full grown unicorn pegasus a "unicorn-pony".

We win.